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I tell outrageous lies about myself to other people on chairlifts
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Its true. They're completely outrageous, and its great to have my friend back me up on it too. Anyone else do so? Share your best one?
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i once told someone you have a life. OOOH, BURN
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sometimes but not to wild. i keep it within reach
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told some texans that chairs randomly fall from the lift all the time. they were freaking the fuck out
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hahaha, i've never lied about my self on a lift, but i think i should, it sounds fun
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lol lets hear some of your stories
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my friend **** (hes on this site) will liike point to some outragous line and be like.... lets go run laps on that today k man????
and i always go.... ok sure.
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na but i call out to gappers telling them they dropped their wallet or something along those lines. funniest stuff when it works u have people taking of their skis and walking up the hill
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Best/Lamest comment to yell at someone from the lift:
"YOU DROPPED SOMETHING!"
and when they stop...
"YOUR SPEED! MAOAOAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ROFL MAO!"
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There was this one guy who was super gaper. Gap and all in the helmet goggles area. He was telling us about how he gets fucked up all the time, so we asked him if he wanted to puff one. Then he told us he ment the fog..I felt foolish.
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oh i have a pretty good one from this weekend. there was this family of gapers in the gondola that looked like apes. we were talking about bode miller doing a 720 in his downhill run, and how tanner hall was favored to win slalom.
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they pretty much believed it all.
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hahahaha thats funny as hell. musta felt awkward (sp?)
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I told one guy I was Neil Peart's son (drummer for rush) and he was amazed and then proceeded to air-drum the entire YYZ solo. I practically shit myself when he did that.
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i usually speak in a australian accent(sp?)
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I heard a crazy gaper comment from a guy on some old ass racing skis talking about the prophets. I coulnd't stop laughing
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hhahaha no. we yell out "hey! heyy! you dropped your pocket!!!!" its funny. becaue they start reaching towrads their pocket and stuff. always a good laugh
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haha yeah, i'm usually an austrailian film maker on vacation from canberra.
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i just swear alot caled SUAS= Swear Up A Storm
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i sometimes fake a spanish accent and say that im from guatemala and that im a migrant worker here for the ski season, and that i work at the mountain as a lifty, and that all of the guests are really racist here against hispanics. then when they act all sympathetic, i act all bitter towards them.
Sometimes when im with a family with small children, i tell a story about how i've commited felonies like armed robbery, or something like that, and then see how protective they get of their kids and how nervous they get. its priceless.
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my friends and i usually make up outrageous stories every single time we are on the lift. one time we said we were the princes of monaco and the people we were in the gondola with were french, so they hated us because french people hate monaco. he started yelling in french and i started screaming for my imiganiry bodyguards. then he was silent for the rest of the ride. i pissed my pants a little
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haha and one time me and my friend were in the gondola with some foreign family -i dont know where they were from- and we made up a story about how we were brothers from the nigerian/nicaraguan border and that there skiing is contrabanned, and that our father was currently in nigerian prison for possession of contrabanned household items.
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it's fun fucking with gapers
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I pull out a bannana and pretend im talking to my friend on the other side of the lift (two random people in the middle)
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my friend usually acts like hes mentally handicap and spit all over the persons skis when there not looking
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Im from a town called Cuba in New York so we always tell people we are from Cuba when they ask and make up some story about how cold it gets here and stuff like that. Even people at the local resort don't know there is a Cuba nearby so it always works.
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We also pretend at least one of us can't speak English on the lift
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haha, thats rich. we always talk about how drunk we got the night before and make up bar fights.
But my favorite is when we get on a chairlift with a snowboarder, we start talkin crap about snowboarders. shit like "the next snowboarder that says anything is gonna get a pole in his ass"
And if we get tired of that we just randomly yell "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" of "fuuuuuuck", or just start lafin for no reason
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I once said that I lost my left foot in a car accident, so I have a fake foot, and that makes it hard to ski
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Last year some dude asked me about my skis and thought they were nice. Then he was like "But why are they flipped up in the back too?" At this point I had no choice but explain to him what freeskiing is. After that I told him my name was Tanner Hall. And how I was pro and what not. I told him I was taking it easy that day because I fell really hard in a filming session the day before. Dumbass bought every word haha.
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when i was at teh car show with my one friend, when looking at like a bently or something wed have a convo about how we had such great times hitting 130 on the high way with it, but we enjoyed the austin martin so much more. its so funny to watch peoples reactions. or wed say thing like "rember when your dad had this car" its so great to make up stories in public
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about my age to chicks, to try and get ass... thats gotta be acceptable
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hahah, what a good thing to do
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or you could fart on people riding with you
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we just usually share ipods with each other and listen to music. 2 people to an ipod and have sing -offs. haa.
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anytime the lift stops for a little i like to go to my friend "yo remember that time the lift stopped for like 45 minutes, that sucked". you see the nervousness in their face then its funny
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that's a really good idea, and i think i def. need to start doing it
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haha, that actually was kinda funny
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I was going up the gondola at loon with my buddy and the freak cahnce of two hotties and this fucker crams his head out the window (barely) and fuckin pukes! they are freaked the fuck out so he's got his head back in now drolling and shit so I say , you girls wanna get some beers? they said nada the whole ride
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haha when i know i dont care about someone and will never see them again, i speak anything but the truth
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i used to i used to say like damn i reallt wish i stomped that cork 9 i almost had it i think this run ill do a sick rodeo lol then they used to watch me in the park having trouble with 3's lol
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im in french 1 at school and i know a little spanish so on the charilift with my friend there was this kid like our age, maybe a little older, and i was talking french and spanish and then he started talk fluent french, i felt like such a dumbass
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I used to work on a chairlift, and one time these little kids were ready to get on the chair. When I seen what number chair they were about to get on, I would tell my buddy who was also working the chair rember when chair (what ever number chair the little kids are on) fell of last year. When the kids would hear that, they would then look up to see what number chair they were on. You can imagin what the kids would do after hearing that.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, thats aweosme.
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me and my friend talk to each other in sign language on the lifts ... sometimes its funny to see what they say when they think you can't hear them (sometimes what they say is really rude tho)... at the end of the line i usually ask them which way they're gonig or something and they get really embarresed
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my favorite would have to be the SUAS (swear up a storm, as posted above) when we get an older person on the lift and swear like crazy, like every other word is fuck and we make no sence its all just swearing.
Another one would be the backcountry thing, i ski at a mountain in pennsylvania with a 600ft vertical and its small as hell, and when i ride with the ski patrollers i will be like "im going to the backside and hit the big lines" and they are next to me an I yell it like its windy and snowing. and they say they will clip my pass if i go off the trails
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its cool to be a ridiculous person and thats one step towards becoming totally ridiculous
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not stories but i make them believe im retarded, twitching disorder, ocd, or extreme add.
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