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Layin down the LAW!

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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
Ok first and fore most i am SICK and tired of seeing stupid threads bashing Tanner Hall and other such riders. It may be because i have a mild case of the flu and havent slept in 3 days but i think not!

Tanner Hall - To Tanner we owe so much, he was and is truly an innovator to this sport. If tanner lived hundreds of years earlier, he would have cured the plague, made the collosium a square, and pulled to sword from the stone. Tanner may wear baggy clothes and kick it old school to Biggie and Pac but my question to you is who doesnt. So the man likes to light up a fattie full of fun and advendure, is that a crime? Well in many places yes it is, but not in AMSTERDAM! and if its good enough for those crazy EUROS then BY GOLY its good enough for me. So what he likes to pound 40's, pimp hoes, and play the "turntables" does that make him less of a person? Physically yes, but for our purposes NO! tanner is a man, a legend and one bad ass muthafucka i REFUSE to fuck with!

Newschoolers the question i ask you tonight is, are you pajamas facing the right direction? Is your monkeys name "Geraldo"? Do you like jello on your cold kentucky fried chicken? Newschoolers what i want to know is why is their hate, why cant we love one another?

Well you know what TONIGHT, nay THIS EVENING, NAY! THIS VERY MOMENT, I PROPOSE A CHANGE!

Let us UNITE and post ONLY compliments that will force a tear of joy from my sleep crusted eyes! Let us compliment each other so WELL the GODS themselves take a moment off from their bust godly duties and SALUTE US!

For we NEWSCHOOLERS.COM, are a community, a posse, A FAMILY! AND I LOVE YOU ALL!

So let the LOVE chain of this here thread commence!

Feb 21 2006 1:32AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
ahahahaha word keegan! V-CREW!
Feb 21 2006 1:37AM
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 5965 - Karma: 3,498
i love you
Feb 21 2006 1:38AM
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jonnydub
Posts: 940 - Karma: 10
i can honestly say my pajamas are facing the correct direction
Feb 21 2006 1:39AM
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eheath
Posts: 61449 - Karma: 121,913
Yes, i can also, nice post KEEG.
Feb 21 2006 1:44AM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
keegan honestly shut the fuck up you pussy ass bitch. you and your hippy, treehuggin, freelovin crap can stay in nelson
Feb 21 2006 1:56AM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
and to you weiner i give, a hug and a rose. We love you Mr. Irwin.
Feb 21 2006 2:03AM
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Crock360
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 23
i applaud your post, but also urge you to get some sleep.
Feb 21 2006 2:08AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
JEA, im stoked on happiness... having said that.. i need some HOES!!
Feb 21 2006 2:09AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
when you come down to mammoth, i'll bring ma hoes if you bring your hoes and we can trade! yay i'm happy!
Feb 21 2006 2:10AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
JEa JEa il bring you some hoes, im out of the business at the moment but i can round of some bitches for my boy Sean.
Feb 21 2006 2:12AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
word dawg, i'll find some 14 year old on myspace for us foo.
Feb 21 2006 2:12AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
ew... but yeah il buy her beer and offer to give her some red hair die and new razors for her wrists if she gets it on with you, what can i say im a giving person.
Feb 21 2006 2:14AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
alright alright, i won't look on myspace for 14 year olds.
Feb 21 2006 2:15AM
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Holte
Posts: 10736 - Karma: 7,799
happiness and hoes! does it get much better? Hell yeah I LOVE this place!!
Feb 21 2006 2:19AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
word keegan....word...

"stop tha hating"...
Feb 21 2006 3:01AM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
ahahaha funny shit, btw good post

spread the love, and increase the peace
Feb 21 2006 3:24AM
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ColoradoFlats
Posts: 2467 - Karma: 23
I agree, this site has gone downhill in a hurry...hopefully people like you will change things, but I think the tumble into the endless void is the inevitable for this site...T's always been a mentor figure to me as I have shared his passion and dedication for the sport, and some of his recreational hobbies as well. This doesn't make him or I anyless of a person, esp. when it comes to skiing....so, to all haters, I urge you to reconsider your position...It's just skiing...that's what this site is for, so leave it on the fuckin field!
Feb 21 2006 7:49AM
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Paperclip
Posts: 162 - Karma: 10
haha, word Keegan, you are truly a poet.

Props to T-Hall, without whom there wouldn't be our sport the way it is today, without which there wouldn't be this website, without which you haters wouldn't be able to bash the man on the net.

Just an after thought, $20 says all those who talk mad shit on THall here would kiss get their knees if they met him.
Feb 21 2006 11:44AM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
good shit go tanner
Feb 21 2006 11:47AM
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ninjea
Posts: 2083 - Karma: 28
^word
Feb 21 2006 11:51AM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
godly words my friend well put. i think we can bring it back though its just gunna take a group effort to rid this place of the hate.

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disregard the ending part of that picture. i classify that as hate.
Feb 21 2006 2:12PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
hahaha
Feb 21 2006 2:13PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
i agree soo much, you can hate him for his lifestyle, but that has NOTHING to do with the fact that he has contributed to the sport.
Feb 21 2006 2:18PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
i need to change out of my pajamas.. its 2 in the afternoon...
Feb 21 2006 2:22PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
haha
Feb 21 2006 3:38PM
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Subjekt
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 12
werd up keeg, you tell em.
Feb 21 2006 3:43PM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
deep and heart felt nigga
Feb 21 2006 3:56PM
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TMAC
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
keegs you truly are a prophet of the modern world. keep preaching brother, keep reaching for a better tomorrow.
Feb 21 2006 4:03PM
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johnny412
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
Word
Feb 21 2006 4:11PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
that post actually made me laugh. you completely lost me at the kuntucky fried chicken and jello part. but i like it.
Feb 21 2006 4:18PM
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TMAC
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
yeah, the third paragraph kinda lost the prophetic edge but its all good! cant go wrong with jello and fried chicken
Feb 21 2006 4:22PM
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BennyB
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 62
hahaha...HOORAY!!!
Feb 21 2006 5:14PM
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hollygrove
Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93
YEah keegan
Feb 21 2006 6:38PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
ha , well i tried.
Feb 21 2006 10:36PM
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skiermw
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 30
you are persuasive, ill do anythign u say, well not anything, but a lot
Feb 21 2006 10:41PM
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skoganskier101
Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14
I LOVE ALL NEWSCHOOLERS, (except snowbadesfor life)
Feb 21 2006 10:43PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
at least take his schlong out of your mouth before you talk. its hard to understand you
Feb 21 2006 10:43PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i think someone needs to be the filling of an oreo hug. i give thou the bottom cookie of the oreo hug.
Feb 21 2006 10:44PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
i love...lamp
Feb 21 2006 10:44PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
word, keegan u are the man.
Feb 21 2006 10:44PM
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hugeairkid
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 29
Keegan...Keegan...what can I say?..You put us all in awe, once again. I remember yee, the small racer child at whitewater talkin to the "big kids" all the time. You were the one (and only) kid who was rippin blast and made us say "Who the fuck is that?". Now, the years have passed you by and look at you now.....I am not totally sure what you are now, but all I know is that you are a true skier.

Come on NS, meet new people on here, get in contact with them, maybe..just maybe..even ski with them. Stop the mockery cause really we are all out here for the same reason. All the disses about not knowing how to slide a rail or just doin a 360, but you know what...I can pretty much can only slide normal rails and I cannot do anything passed 540 but damn do I respect people that go far and beyond me in these aspects. But in this year of my 17th season I had more fun than ever, because I have gotten to experience people who are younger than me growing up with the same passion that I have. Let's just preach this wonderful sport of ours.

And one thing, newschool did not save skiing, newschool was just plain old skiing just a different little twist. So in reality skiing saved skiing. Think about that.
Feb 21 2006 10:55PM
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telestar6
Posts: 2102 - Karma: 44
Yeah dude I like that people are really trying to make an effort lately to make this site a better, more friendly place. Newschoolers is a community and it should fuction as such.
Feb 22 2006 12:55AM
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Desjardins
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 11
i have a monkey, but hes name is Guadelupé.
Feb 22 2006 2:24AM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 19
These threads make me feel uncomfortable
Feb 22 2006 2:28AM
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hugeairkid
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 29
why is that????
Feb 22 2006 2:33AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
because he's uncertain of his sexuality.
Feb 22 2006 2:34AM
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hugeairkid
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 29
Sucks to be him...confused and lost in this world of wonder...ha
Feb 22 2006 2:50AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
i say people that hate on other NS'ers should be banned..just get rid of them...filter out all the bullshit in this site, coz it can be something amazing if everyone is all good..
Feb 22 2006 4:02AM
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TMAC
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
all this love is making my laptop glow!!
Feb 22 2006 5:20AM
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ColoradoFlats
Posts: 2467 - Karma: 23
yeah, it's like spam filters...the only problem is little shites like the ones here will just come back as someone new and start it all over again...it's just in there 10 year old nature.
Feb 22 2006 9:47AM
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