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Dear BChronic's mom,
Your child is eager to own two pairs of skis. Why? I do not know. Perhaps he would like to slay urban rails with one pair, dragging them across gravel, cement, wood, and metal. The other pair would, perchance, be used for other pursuits, such as ripping large switch turns on groomers, performing aerial maneuvers in the terrain park, and skiing bumps and powder.
Now, I am quite sure that you have realized that your son smokes "the dank chronic," commonly referred to as "weed," "pot," "grass," or "heroin." As his name is BChronic, he may occasionally light marijuana on fire and inhale the resulting smoke, and then ski while feeling the effects of said marijuana. This is most certainly an enjoyable pastime, and you would make it ever so much easier for him to enjoy this feeling if he had a pair of skis devoted entirely to bombing switch and a pair of skis devoted to bringing about the demise of urban rails. Please make an informed and responsible decision.
Love,
Teddy Blank