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Would some one write my mom

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BChronic
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a letter explaining to her why having more than one pair of skis is not bad and why i should be able to have more than one pair
Feb 20 2006 8:22PM
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Schoening
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how much money is invovled
Feb 20 2006 8:22PM
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lalalalaura
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buy them yourself, and you don't need to write a letter.
Feb 20 2006 8:24PM
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BChronic
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$400 usd
Feb 20 2006 8:24PM
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bikerocker
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dude, just bitch a lot and show her the video from http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html
and tell her that kid wanted more than one set of skis too.
Feb 20 2006 8:24PM
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lineskier106
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get them yourself
Feb 20 2006 8:26PM
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twix_182
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why do u want more than 1 pair?
Feb 20 2006 8:27PM
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EastCoastPride
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Dear BChronic's mom,

Your child is eager to own two pairs of skis. Why? I do not know. Perhaps he would like to slay urban rails with one pair, dragging them across gravel, cement, wood, and metal. The other pair would, perchance, be used for other pursuits, such as ripping large switch turns on groomers, performing aerial maneuvers in the terrain park, and skiing bumps and powder.

Now, I am quite sure that you have realized that your son smokes "the dank chronic," commonly referred to as "weed," "pot," "grass," or "heroin." As his name is BChronic, he may occasionally light marijuana on fire and inhale the resulting smoke, and then ski while feeling the effects of said marijuana. This is most certainly an enjoyable pastime, and you would make it ever so much easier for him to enjoy this feeling if he had a pair of skis devoted entirely to bombing switch and a pair of skis devoted to bringing about the demise of urban rails. Please make an informed and responsible decision.

Love,
Teddy Blank
Feb 20 2006 8:28PM
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LDuggan420
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yeh just buy it yourself and she cant bitch
Feb 20 2006 8:28PM
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Schoellkopf
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hahahaha, now there is true penmanship
Feb 20 2006 8:32PM
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BChronic
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Thank you EastCostPride, thats tits, by the way, i have line chronics.
Feb 20 2006 8:33PM
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potatofarmer
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wow.
Feb 20 2006 8:34PM
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Schoening
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did you really show that to your mom?
Feb 20 2006 8:35PM
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lalalalaura
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That's class. I respect you alot.
Feb 20 2006 8:37PM
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BChronic
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yes, I did.
Feb 20 2006 8:42PM
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easson19
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haha what did she say^^^
Feb 20 2006 8:45PM
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LDuggan420
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haha that was wonderful
Feb 20 2006 8:48PM
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skodeo7
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Ah Teddy what would NS do without you?
Feb 20 2006 8:54PM
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$tezzyStu
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haha how can she resist
Feb 20 2006 8:56PM
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poncho
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hooooollllyyyy. that kid snaps out of his mind at the very end.shit.
Feb 20 2006 9:02PM
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B-Flip
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Is she single?
Feb 20 2006 9:23PM
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hippie_cat
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in all seriousness just say you need cheapies so your nice ones last longer then you wont need new skis again for a fair while longer.
ive used this strategy &, through smart buying, have managed to be the proud owner of 2 pairs of skis for $650 (bear in mind that pistols cost $1000 here & lok p12s are $300)
Feb 20 2006 9:26PM
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pwallstreet
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shes good
Feb 20 2006 9:28PM
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freeride724
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it's like cars, one car is good for going fast on the road, another car is good for saying that is goes offroad, but really it just wastes gas and goes fast on the road
Feb 20 2006 9:56PM
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