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This kid needs to smoke 10 pounds of pot
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eww..what language is that?? german? haha, what a stupid kid, he needs to manage his stress a little better
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ok i get it:
This kid's parents have been wondering "Why the phuck is all out shit thrashed around the computer?"
They set up a mini cam next to the computer to find the perpatrator.
Two days later their son gets on after school while his parents are at the market and he decides to watch some of the roughest, violentest and yes, sexiest porn ever made available.
Having never seen pornographic images of such violence until recently, he is unsure how to react to such sexuality. Instead of pleasuring himself, he destroys everything around him.
After his rampage he goes to his room to deal with his non-post-orgasmic feelings and wonders what came over him in this tizzy haze.
Later his parents come home and see the damage and view the camera. Seeing these funny, yet uncontrolled acts they confront their son on his violent porn fettish. He throws a tantrum and after several minutes of forcefully subdue him they threaten to make public the video to Break.com if he doesnt pleasure his parents in a sick tantric threesome. He refuses and what we see on Break.com is what is the result of this brave boy refusing to please him mother and father...I commend this child.
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wow.
I always knew German porn was hardcore...just not that hardcore.
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Judging by his panting, that's teh best workout the kid has ever had, so that's good for him.
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thats messed up and really long
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Someone needs to kick that kids ass.
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haha i wathced like 20 second of it. soo true
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he needs to be heavily medicated
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he wasn't sure how to beat it so he kicked the shit out of everything around him. hahahaha
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probably the most annoying thing i have ever heard in my life.
i hope he got the shit knocked out of him by his rents.
he needs to grow some pubes
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he's either acting for the camera, or is autistic
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man id slap the shit outta that kid
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i dont think i could ever get that rilded up about anything...but then agian i smoke so much weed i loose feeling of my arms and cant move them
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Someone can do a ph.D. research on his case. Talk about weird behavior...
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he's playing unreal tournament.. he can't even stand the game while it's loading.. he's screaming things like.. "i don't want it too load. that's such a long time.."
"i killed him" or
"i will kill y all", "eat that motherfucker"," which son of a bitch is shooting at me?" and stuff like that..
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what a fucking fatass. hes breathing so hard after yellin for like 25 seconds
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he was probly talking to a hot girl and his computer crashed HAHAHAHA
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that kid? talking to a hot girl? yea right, never
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didn't see that post up there^^
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omg he is fucked up needs some serious help and a karate chop in the throat
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wow if i did that id be dead, my parents woulda kicked the shit outa me
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what is he screaming about
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he's got to have some mental issues, he seems bipolar or something, he goes from screaming bloody hell to laughing. he needs as catscan.
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he's just mad because he's german and he wants to kill jews
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bwahahaah its like that animation where the guy goes ot skool the next day and kills every1
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and if you don't watch the entire thing, atleast go to the end and watch when he flips out completly
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yea that gets old pretty fast...
i wonder if it was planned out or anything.
he probably just got killed in CS or got a virus.
what a douchebag
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thats pretty intense if you got DIPSET playing in the background haha
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the video says that he was waiting for his computer to boot up, so it must have been a really old slow computer
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He goes from a creepy villanious laugh to screaming shit. Definately needs something like a tranquilizer maybe.
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definately counterstrike, those kids are nuts about that game
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Id hate to be one of his pets. Imagine peeing on the carpet and getting castrated with a plastic knife.
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Crazy Germans and there extensive use of Steriods at an early age.
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not funny at all. germans aren't nazis anymore. better listen to your teaxher in the history lessons..
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not all germans were nazi's anyway there was a high percentage of jewish people in germany, plus calling germans nazi's is pretty racist
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what an idiot. i hope he sees that video when he's 25 and kills himself
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2 things for sure...
1). He gets bullied at school.
2). He'll die of a heart attack by the age of forty.
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