When the Yeti's Atack

this is what happens wen 2 really bored people decide to make a story, you can talk all the shit you want but i dont care

It was mid February and the weather was nothing like what winter should be. It was some what mild and reaching in the mid to high 40's almost every day. Not exactly the weather needed for awesome skiing. Vermont was experiencing one or their worst skiing seasons in years, and most ski places in Northern New Jersey where only relying on their mad made snow. But President's Day was only a few days away when an unexpected sixteen inches of fresh "pow-pow" covered much of the tri-state area. Things were looking good for the skiing, until the next three days were in the upper 50's and most of the snow melted away.

It was Sunday night, and despite the lack of snow on the mountain side, this did not stop two freestyle ski-loving teenagers. Eddie, who had just purchased the new K2 Public Enemies, and Shannon who recently got Line Celebrity's, were planning to hit the slops the following day. But there was one problem. Eddie who was more then excited to ride the new PE's, Shannon decided that it wouldn't be a smart idea to take her Celebs. The crowds where going to be terrible, and at Mountain Creek things well, have a habit of "disappearing." Although, we all know that magically skis, snowboarders, gloves, hats, helmets, and poles don't just magically disappear on a regular basis. So Shannon, who was overly protective of her babies, was not going to take them skiing.

This meant that Shannon had to bring her shaped skis, which wasn't the end of the world, because they are good skis, but not so good in the terrain park. Riding rails isn't as easy as it looks to begin with, and adding shaped skis into the mix, doesn't exactly work. But Shannon just said, "Fuck it, I'm taking the Celebs. What's the worst that can happen, the binding breaks? Or they get a scratch?" The next day, Shannon goes up to the mountain with a family friend and her cousin. They get into the lodge, get their passes and are getting ready to head out the door.. "Yo, Shann." She hears from across the lodge, and automatically she new it was the two fools, Eddie and Gay-rod. She went over to them, and they started talking.. "You guys go up, I'll meet up with you later!" Shannon calls to her crew. Her cousin yells back, "Alright, but don't do anything stupid with the Celebs."

Gay-rod, Eddie and Shannon were tearing it up at the park, when Shannon had the amazing idea to try the 55 foot fucking long multiple fucking angular battleship fucking box. "Looks steezy!" Called gay-rod. Shannon was fucking throwing it down "niggga." She got 53 feet down, and that's when trouble struck. All the sudden, he binding released! "Oh shit!" Called Shannon. "DAYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMM SONN" Eddie announced, as gay-rod was just watching in disbelief. "That fucking sucks." Said gay-rod. Shannon fell to the ground, and as she got up to get her skis, "Fuck" was all she had to say while eddie was staring and picking his nose

Gay-Rod came running over with a worried look on his face. "Oh dear." Jared said as he was closely examining the ski. "Wow! Would you look at that! The binding got torn off the ski!" Eddie exclaimed. "No shit you dumbass. You sound gayer than the x games judges." Jared responded. "This can't be fixed. I'm sending these niggas back to line and getting new pairs

About a week later when Shannon was eating dinner, the doorbell rang. She looked outside to see who it was. She couldn't get a good view, so she opened the door. Jason Levinthal was waiting outside to personally hand to her, her brand new line celebs. "What the fuck is this?!" Shannon said as she gave him a blank look. "Theyre your fucking skis!" Jason Levinthal responded. "Oh……….Gimme that shit nigga!" Shannon grabbed the skis and shut the door on him. Jason felt very offended. He marched up to the door, kicked it open, and grabbed her skis. "What the hell are you doing in my house? Didn't I tell you to get the fuck out?" Shannon exclaimed. Jason grabbed her skis and threw them onto the ground and started screaming violently in some kind of weird jibberish language. Shannon fell asleep and woke up the next day in Antarctica. She found a Cadillac Escalade, and opened up the door to find Regis and Kelly having sex. She shoots them in the head with an ak-47. They die. She drives to Jason Levinthal's house and beats him to death with her ski poles. She takes her skis and goes to mountain creek. Mountain Creek closed for the rest of the season.