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Uses for old computer

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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
i got a 500 mhz celly sitting around. what the fuck should i do with it.
Feb 18 2006 10:28PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
load up some flavour of linux on it and use it as a hardware firewall.

or, set it up as a media server.
Feb 18 2006 10:29PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
send it my way i love having old computers to take shit from
Feb 18 2006 10:31PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
SETI
Feb 18 2006 10:34PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
how do you know your to lonely?
when you have a porn computer...
Feb 18 2006 11:11PM
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-nija-
Posts: 590 - Karma: 10
Throw out window?
Feb 18 2006 11:13PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
blow it up like alex balsen did in wicked
Feb 18 2006 11:15PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
convert it into a really rad fish tank
Feb 18 2006 11:19PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
My friends and i dragged a broken mac monitor down a gravel road once. we were bored. It only got really scratched up
Feb 18 2006 11:21PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
MAKE A SERVER BAYBY!
Feb 18 2006 11:33PM
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Xave
Posts: 2672 - Karma: 18
concoct viruses on it and become a world dictator by controlling all computers over the planet
Feb 18 2006 11:46PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
can i use it to host a website?
Feb 18 2006 11:48PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
you need the proper software, dns service and many many hours to dedicate to figuring out what the fuck is wrong with the damn thing
Feb 18 2006 11:51PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
i like the way you think
Feb 19 2006 12:05AM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
whats better then a cold beer on a hot day....WHILE blowing up a computer...what im saying is, wait till summer then blow damutha fucka up
Feb 19 2006 12:13AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
hahah that funny
Feb 19 2006 8:27AM
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LDN-Ski
Posts: 278 - Karma: 13
lol yer but leave all the wiring in so its a death tank ready to kill at any second
Feb 19 2006 8:31AM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
just use it as limewire and for downloading shit-just make sure u never go on newschoolers with it. that'd be an insult
Feb 19 2006 11:21AM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
take it skiing with you
Feb 19 2006 11:22AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
in your jacket?
itd make you look pregnent.
Fall over a lot, and be like, OH GOD I HOPE I DIDNT KILL HIM ON THAT ONE.
Feb 19 2006 11:25AM
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public_enemy720
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
blast some old school rap and blow it up and hit it with a bat office space style
Feb 19 2006 11:40AM
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JoakimHayland
Posts: 1053 - Karma: 43
Throw it from a roof
Feb 19 2006 12:17PM
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Crock360
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 23
put hot sauce on it and eat the fuckin thing
Feb 19 2006 12:45PM
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Tapes
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 7
give it to me
Feb 19 2006 12:49PM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
hhaah i have like a 9 year old computer in my sister's room. i looked at it's original papers, it was delivered to us in 1998. HOLY SHIT its old. there were soo many times when i just wanted to kick it, throw it, beat it witha bat and so on. now that i have a new computer i dont know what to do with it. i could just use it for downloading shit but im not into porn. so i say we blow it up. who's with me? oh and my friend just got a black powder machine. YES!!!!
Feb 19 2006 12:50PM
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head686
Posts: 402 - Karma: 14
do it^
Feb 19 2006 12:51PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
whats wrong with u
Feb 19 2006 1:50PM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
drill into the monitor and fill it with gas then blow it up like in fight club
Feb 19 2006 1:56PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
if your not into porn, throw it off something tall...and then go chase after
Feb 19 2006 7:16PM
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BCKicker540
Posts: 1283 - Karma: 11
use it to hide your herb
Feb 19 2006 7:57PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
bahahah
Feb 19 2006 8:07PM
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acoustikrage
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 10
hardware firewall, network attached storage, some sort of server, get creative...
Feb 19 2006 8:11PM
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Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
just spend the whole day clicking on pop-up's contracting viruses, and most importantly, trying to get free shit
Feb 19 2006 8:34PM
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CBROOKS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 10,708
hahahaha priceless
Feb 19 2006 8:37PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Donate it to NS.
Feb 19 2006 8:39PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
in a movie i saw once they beat the shit outta a copy machine, you could try that
Feb 19 2006 8:43PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i have a comp sitting reight next to me from 95'. such a slow piece of shit, and we used it until like 2004
Feb 19 2006 8:44PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
wat would that accomplish
Feb 19 2006 8:51PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
HAhahahhahahahah
Feb 19 2006 10:14PM
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treesmann
Posts: 2675 - Karma: 49
beat the shit out of it
Feb 19 2006 10:15PM
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acoustikrage
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 10
office space?
Feb 19 2006 10:19PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
what a great movie for its time
Feb 19 2006 11:51PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
throw it at a fat ugly girl
Feb 19 2006 11:56PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
sell it to a homeless person. tell him that he can eat it
Feb 19 2006 11:59PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
no.....make her eat it!


through her nose!
Feb 20 2006 12:00AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
install OSX on it.
Feb 20 2006 12:04AM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
how the fuck coudl you do that
Feb 20 2006 12:21AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
target practice
Feb 20 2006 1:16AM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
throw it threw someones window
Feb 20 2006 1:23AM
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bsmith01
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 43
If it has a decent size hard drive u could get nice speakers and make it like a music computer somewhere in your house.
Feb 20 2006 1:44AM
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public_enemy720
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
thats office space
Feb 20 2006 12:16PM
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