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Please post who your least favorite teacher is/was and why you hate them.



For me its a teacher name Mike Fauxe (fox). Just about every kid in my school hates him, and there are many reasons why. One reason is because he fondles his balls in the middle of class. He will just put his hands deep in his pockets (as if they conseal all movement) and start playing with his ballsack. At this point everyone will look at him as if to say "What the FUCK did you just do?!" And he will just take his hands out, with a big smile on his face, and just go along teaching class as if nothing ever happened... he also like to rub his ass during class; its just gross.

Another reason is because he is just an all-out ass hole. For instance, take the recent Valentine's Day for an example. I came into class and had to stand watching him touch his junk for about 10 minutes, then he pulls out a pop-quiz. It was on a few words in a packet that we had to read (not the bad part). I didnt have a pencil with me, so I asked my friend for one and he must of heard me because at this point he took the quiz that he had just given to me and put a 0 on it while claiming that I "should have been prepared for class". This totaly sucks because there were only two words on the quiz (antagonism and turbulent) and I knew them both.

But wait, theres more! A few minutes later I got a migraine headache. Now for those of you who dont know, a migraine is like a superpowered headache; it hurts like a bitch, and fucks up your head, and can either distort what you see, or make you hallucinate. The migraine that I got was the kind that made everything seem realy far away, and it made the floor look like it was spinning (which made me nauseus). I went up to him and said that I had to go to the nurse, because I had a migraine. He said that I had to first run down to the end of the hallway were the printer was and get some random arcticle that he just printed out. My response was of corse "No". But he said that I couldnt go to the nurse if I didnt go pick up his shit, and if I left the class he would give me a detention. I didnt want to have to deal with another detention with his child-raping-ass so I went, got the article and came back. He said, "Tom! you forgot to get the other article that I printed out, it should be the page befor this one." I quickly ran down the hallway like a drunken man wobbling from side to side trying not to throw-up and grabbed his paper ran back, and went directly to the nurse. Where I proceeded to eat half a pound of advil, and lye down for half an hour in a bed and freak out while looking at the twisted and destorted wallpaper.

That was by far, the worst Valintine's Day ever.