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What teacher do you hate?
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Please post who your least favorite teacher is/was and why you hate them.
For me its a teacher name Mike Fauxe (fox). Just about every kid in my school hates him, and there are many reasons why. One reason is because he fondles his balls in the middle of class. He will just put his hands deep in his pockets (as if they conseal all movement) and start playing with his ballsack. At this point everyone will look at him as if to say "What the FUCK did you just do?!" And he will just take his hands out, with a big smile on his face, and just go along teaching class as if nothing ever happened... he also like to rub his ass during class; its just gross.
Another reason is because he is just an all-out ass hole. For instance, take the recent Valentine's Day for an example. I came into class and had to stand watching him touch his junk for about 10 minutes, then he pulls out a pop-quiz. It was on a few words in a packet that we had to read (not the bad part). I didnt have a pencil with me, so I asked my friend for one and he must of heard me because at this point he took the quiz that he had just given to me and put a 0 on it while claiming that I "should have been prepared for class". This totaly sucks because there were only two words on the quiz (antagonism and turbulent) and I knew them both.
But wait, theres more! A few minutes later I got a migraine headache. Now for those of you who dont know, a migraine is like a superpowered headache; it hurts like a bitch, and fucks up your head, and can either distort what you see, or make you hallucinate. The migraine that I got was the kind that made everything seem realy far away, and it made the floor look like it was spinning (which made me nauseus). I went up to him and said that I had to go to the nurse, because I had a migraine. He said that I had to first run down to the end of the hallway were the printer was and get some random arcticle that he just printed out. My response was of corse "No". But he said that I couldnt go to the nurse if I didnt go pick up his shit, and if I left the class he would give me a detention. I didnt want to have to deal with another detention with his child-raping-ass so I went, got the article and came back. He said, "Tom! you forgot to get the other article that I printed out, it should be the page befor this one." I quickly ran down the hallway like a drunken man wobbling from side to side trying not to throw-up and grabbed his paper ran back, and went directly to the nurse. Where I proceeded to eat half a pound of advil, and lye down for half an hour in a bed and freak out while looking at the twisted and destorted wallpaper.
That was by far, the worst Valintine's Day ever.
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oops, forgot to un-italicize the last part of my story.
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My psychology teacher is god awful. We timed her once she spent 17 minutes and like 20 seconds wasting class yelling at kids. She also doesn't know shit she tells us stuff that are completly wrong and cant do anything apart from her book
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i hated my jewish grade 5 teacher, stupid bitch.
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i hated my jewish grade 5 teacher, stupid bitch.
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my philosophy teacher was the most boring guy ever. he always talked in a monotone voice. i couldn't stay awake in that class
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my sex ed teacher, all she ever teaches us is missionary
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my sceince teacher didnt no shit all what she was teaching
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grade 10 science. most boring teacher i have ever seen in my life. like he is just soooooooooo boring you actually wonder how someone could be so boring!
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my C.A.P.P teacher, what a bitch, she got my name confused with a black kid,shes so dumb, and she always bitches to me why i didnt do my work, and i just reply" Because its CAPP calss thats why"
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i had an i.t. (computers) teacher who wore the same clothes all the way throo school for so many years my brother remembers seeing him wearing shit that he still wore when i was at school my brothers like 4 years older than me, and plus his breath stank like shit, and he sucked ass at teaching
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my science teacher said beneficial wayyyyyyy too many times... it was like a disease.. and then he would let us out to lunch 10 mins late everyday.. so me n a friend walked out when it was time to go and he wanted us to get suspended for it... all we got was a note that said we had to say sorry to him.. which we decided to ignore
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my science teacher last year told me he was gonna make my life a living hell... i tihnk it ended up the other way around when my parents were in a conference with his ass, he just denied the whole thing, what a pussy
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Pyschology teacher. she acts like a slut and gave oral to a formal student and she is a bitch.
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science teacher. he lectures all day every day and i hate him with a passion. he is such an ass hole.
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hell yer that teacher sounds good i wanna go to your school!!
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hahah. yeh that sounds like a good school. y u complanin .
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no she fat, annoying, stupid, and ugly.
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my math teacher. she is seriosly in her menopause cause everyday she is sucha fucking bitch. even if you ask her somethin math related she gives you this "fucking retard" look
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spanish teacher this year. im one of her favorites because i understand whats being taught. she grades in ways that hurt my grade alot, calls on me when i dont raise my hand, and puts my seat away from my friends even though i dont talk much. she counts homework the wierdest way so i got a 30 on it in the first term. she used to hate my brother and neither of us do much homework so i get shit from his old teachers alot about both of us not doing our homework.
either her or my science teacher last year. she knew i was the smartest kid in the class, so she was constantly trying to get me to switch to honors. she didnt like me working with my friends in that class becasue i did all the work fast and let them copy it. we never got to do labs in that class because it was full of retards. i had to sit there and take tests which i would finish fast while half the class got to leave to go to academic support to take the tests.
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uhhh, math teacher, he shaves his legs, arms, head, armpots and who knows what else. he sweats a lot too, and he doesnt explain a thing
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i hated my vector mechanics prof.... stupid indian couldn't communicate english
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hate my science teacher he has a mullet and is a perve and should burn in hell
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Back in 8th grade, my algebra teacher was the dumbest person I have ever encountered. She honestly might have been mentally retarded. I did not learn one thing in that class. That would have been bad enough, but she was a bitch hole too. And she would get all defensive if you questioned her even when she was wrong. My dad would always have to set her straight and she would have to listen because he...uhh...actually knows something about math. All in all, she was a disaster.
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I wish i had an asshole teacher. I would so get an audio recorder and get them fired sooooooo bad. I would back talk 24/7(only if he's asking for it) and if he did shit like telling me to get his damn paper while im sick and want to go to the nurses office like what the dude above said. I'd jsut be like, "Get your own damn paper, I'm sick and i'm going to the nurses office you ingnorent old horny man."
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my old maths teacher wa sthe biggest bitch ever she would spend up to 20mins in class not continously of course but she would just glare and kinda snarl at me. then send outa the room for asking her a question
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my scince teacher last year..he was really weird and always blamed me for shit i didnt do...and then he started to hate me once the ski season started because i would always leave right in the middle or before his class started for ski meets. and he would get all pissy when i wouldnt have anything done because he just stopped giving directions and it was time to go...and to top the shit off he would always pull his chest hairs out of the top of his shirt and stick his checst out...it was really fucked up and i didnt like him and he didnt like me
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my geometry teacher by far
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my french teacher because shes a bitch and my biology teacher cuz hes gay and he talks like gay.
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^i like my french teacher
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my sciecne teacher is really messed up. usually i give teachers a chance and try to go with it but she is just stupid. sometimes teahers slip through the cracks when they shouldnt have. she shouldnt be a teacher. shes just dumb. sshe doesnt know what shes telling us and we constantly correct her. and she cant keep control of the classroom. kids do whatevre the fuck they want for 85 minutes. listen to music, play games on tehir phone, scream across the class, make fun of her, throw shit at her. and she just does nothing. oh and her name is mrs. lacy at ehs, if any of you have had her. once she spent 15 trying to fix a vcr to make it work until she found out she never out the tape in. it was on her desk. shit.
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our sub. ms. chin from 5th grade. on valentines day she took away all of our candy and ate it.
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Mr. Wurstle...he is an art teacher. He always hits on all the girls in my school. A few months ago he was pulled over for speeding. Too the cops surprise, he was wearing nothing BUT HIS WIFES PANTIES AND LOTS OF MAKEUP. The cop video was shown on the news for weeks, and everyone still thinks of my school as the one with the crossdressing teacher. He still works here, but no one likes him.
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bahahahahaha
yeah but my 5th grade teacher gave me like a 10 minute lecter on how i wasnt the center of the universe and the world did not revolve around me. I ASKED FOR A FUCKING GLUESTICK!
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video tech teacher. can be nice or incredibly annoying. she'll get mad at us for not doing something that she didn't even tell us to do. she's usually playing snood on the computer, now it's that new puzzle game called soduku, and has other students help each other instead. if we dont g ot ocertain concerts or video shows she'll get mad at us even though we have no need to occupy ourselves with that shit. we usually just ignore her when he gets mad. once in a while i might be a smart ass and say sumthing back but she'll just laugh
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my science teacher is wicked boring and always does these really stupid like grade 4 projects like cut and paste stuff but like times 10 so it takes hours.
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my french teacher appears to be on crack
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my french teacher last year smelt like shit, he had some disease thing where the smell of the contents in his stomach seeped thru his skin....groosss!!!!
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my french teacher is one of those retarded people who make jokes and no one laughs but when they trip over sumthing everyone laughs and then she tries to do it again but everyone just think shes an idiot
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i hated almost all of my junior high teachers i was in french imersion so pretty much the only prerequisite needed to get the job was that you could speek french. probably 3/4's of our marks came from projects because the teachers where too lazy to make tests or teach us anything. also the year after i left the grade 9 class got the lowest marks in the province a 30% adverage on the standardised test.
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my grade 9, 10, and 12 english teacher mr. tom foxcroft, foxy as he prefers, is my arch nemisis. I hate him with a burning passion aas does most of my grade. he is one of the most revolting human beings i've ever met. standing at about 5'7" and weighing in at maby 170-180 hes hobies include golf, hunting, and bitching about how he could have got into the NHL. he spends most of the class in the field golfing but walks back in at random intravols and makes constant sugestions that he is filming us. the man makes sound effects while teaching and for years i swore he was illiterate. here are some qoutes of his:
"aba abu abo a book!" *points at girls head,
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while talking about incest
foxy
can any one tell me where this is acceptilbe today?
no one answers
foxy
come on theres loads of places!
*starts pacing with his 9 iron on his shoulder
phil
ummm... maby spain?
foxy
hahahahahahahaha, yeah you never know with those italians!
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"Magee (thats me) if i ever catch you using your inteligence for your own benifit i'll come down on you so hard!"
or after spending 45 minutes explaining the characters and story line of enemy of the state in detail
*puts movie in
"and once again no running commentary please"
*movie begins
"thats the senater, thats his dog, thats the cia guy and did you guys see that they just killed the senater with that needle"
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to this girl who fineshed a project 1 class early
"you need to get a life out side of english"
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my math teacher. he's turkish. enough said.
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one time i got a migrane and i forgot how to talk... like i forgot the english language. it was fucked up.
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