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An amusing story if you are bored
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A number of years back my best buddy and I used to be those kids on the mountain that EVERYONE hated. We yelled like crazy from the lift, made fun of everyone and thought we were the best things since snow. One thing we did a lot was throw huge snowballs from the lift. One day we were riding up the lift at our local mountain and had gathered a few snowballs before the lift. We threw the first couple without any success. About halfway up the lift, we were about 60-70 horizontal feet from the lift. My buddy has his last snowball in hand. We see a guy just ripping it GS style at about 35-40 mph coming down the hill. He looks and me and we both know he should be the intended target. So he wings it - and I mean Brett Favre couldn't have thrown it any harder. I never dreamed it would make it that far, especially throwing it from a lift. Well the snowball drills the guy right in the side of the head! He wrecks ridiculously hard core. Skis go flying, poles are like rockets... He finally stops a couple hundred feet downhill. We are cackling, peeing our pants at this amazing feet.
We get to the top of the lift, and there are two ski patrol guys there who tell us we need to wait at the top with them. It turns out the guy we hit and who crashed is the head of Ski Patrol, and isn't happy at all. After waiting about 15 minutes, he arrives up top. He asks the ski patrollers with us "this is them, huh?" They nod. He stands and just looks at us for about 3 minutes. He is an angry, small man of about 5'4", and appears to be in his early to mid 30s. He finally speaks:
"Well gentlemen, I have two options for you. The first is the obvious: I can rip your tickets, make you walk back to your car, write down your names and ask you never to return to our mountain. Or..." At this point, it is 9:45 and our parents aren't coming back until 4:00, not to mention we don't want to be banned and it is a probable 2 mile hike back to the car: all uphill. Continuing he says:
"or you can stand there and allow me to do to you, what you did to me." He can see we are a bit confused so he says "You can stand there while I hit you in the face with a snowball from point blank range."
He conceed. He proceeds to ball up a big fat ice ball and shape it to perfection. I watch as my buddy is absolutely nailed in the face. It was like watching an execution. The man proceeded to give me the same treatment.
Later that day when my mom asked why my buddy had a huge black eye and I had a small cut on my eyebrow that required three stitches, we told her the moguls were rough that day.
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i would have told my mom that the head of ski patrol did that and got him fired. then i would wait until i saw him again and kick him in the balls with my ski boot on. But good story
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"peeing our pants at ths amazing feet"
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haha thats awesome! That sounds like a cool ski patroller.
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hahahaha, thats fucking hilarious, i did not see that coming. just shows that if you pull that kind of shit, its gonna come back to you sooner or later. ill bet he made sure to spread the word about what he got to do to you guys, huh?
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now thats a story. absolutely fucking halarious
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last night i got my fucking pass took for throwing snowballs
hahaha but that was a good story
i wish the guy would have just threw one back at me
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well, your a douche, he, however, is not
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Thats a great story. Very amusing.
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hahahahaha that's insane.
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that ski patrol guy was chill about it, i mean how could he have not cut ur tickets??
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i thoroughly enjoyed that.
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try to talk to the mountain manager, and get that fool kicked off ski patrol.
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why? we deserved it for sure. I am not one of those guys who tries to sue every chance he gets. I mean, this guy wrecked so badly and it must have hurt so much. Did we not deserve worse?
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wow you definatly got what you deserved, I loved how he gave you guys a second option
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Great story...let thi be known to all the little kids in the world...karma bites
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man he kept a level head....i would have kicked your faces in with ski boots on.
he knew what he was doing though because you guys learned your lesson (im guessing)
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thats hilarious bro, oh man, that was smart on his part, cuz banning you wouldn't REALLY be revenge. oh man thats fkin great im laughing pretty hard, but i bet smoking him wen you did was quite a riot and prolly worth the snowball in the face...
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thats hilarious, congrats on getting owned!!!!
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probably the funniest thing that i have ever heard on this site. BYFAR!
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haha thats awesome man. i bet that ski patroller u nailed is a chill dude.
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best story I have heard in a long while. And there in no chance in hell you would have gotten that guy kicked off ski patrol no matter what you did. SOOOOOO classic.
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wow, i would have been pissed about the snowball from point blank but probably worth it instead of having to get clipped and never allowed back
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Bahahaaha, that's the greatest fucking thing ever! Oh man if I was that ski patroller I could die happy.
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this reminds me of a story of my own, im skiing with the school and we have one snowball, we throw it to the first person we saw skiing under us he was going pretty fast and we hit him straight in the stomach , u completely saw his body shape around the snowball. he later found out it was us and we got a detention and to this day we remain the only people in the history of our school to get a detention while skiing
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pussy, i woulda fucked his world up.
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u shoulda fucked him up...but thanks for the story
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this should be a stickie........ thats so funny tho i would have so much respect for the patroller..
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definetlly owned and hilarius
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and youd say that because your an asshole
seriously you guys deserved it and i know you know it too, that is prolly the coolest ski patrol guy ever tho, no1 that i no would do that, theyd just take the tickets, which in my case is a season pass so thatd suck, very good story tho
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wow had to get 3 stitches? seems like u got more than u deserved, can he really do that, make u get three stitches and pay for them?
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He didn't make them do anything. The kids choose to have the snowball thrown at them and in all honesty, the snowball they pegged him with could have sent him off into the woods and into a tree, or another rider on the hill.
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that guy was nice i think a snowball = a basball bat swing of a pole across the face
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was this guy joking or was he pissed off at you?
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haha thats great. Gotta love being an ass everyonce in a while.
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I must tell you that he was in no way "nice". He was super pissed. But can you blame the guy? I would kill to have his wreck on tape though, it was worth it :) And yes we definitely deserved it.
I would also like everyone to keep in mind that I was in 8th grade and would never do this now. I am usually the guy who helps us people when they fall or gives beginning skiers pointers. But yes, I was a rotten little kid at one point. But it sure produced some good stories. That is one of many :) Glad you readers are enjoying it
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hahaha what a sick story. I've done that on poma lifts, suddenly throwing snowballs in ppl's face on the green runs, but never got caught.
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you shouulda been liek fuck off now give em your tickets or names and keep skiing
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serves you right for being bitches
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probly dumb thing to say but y not just do a runner
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