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Dorm search story...ahhh!
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Yeah so over winter break, my college was taking pictures of the rooms. So, we were supposed to have the blinds like half way down so everything looked uniform from the outside. They went through every room on the inside to check if the blinds were down, and check for obvious violations... I knew this was going to happen so I hid my alcohol bottles well (im a freshman).... After break I get back, and I get an email from the dean, it turns out they found something in my room. I have no idea what it is, so I go to the meeting. At the meeting I sit down with this little fuck on a power trip. He tells me they found a "pellet gun" in my room, which was really my friend's airsoft gun that couldnt break through a piece of paper...They took pictures of it and everything, like shit you see on the movies. There were different views, and the gun had little evidence tags on it, it was funny. So, I could have gotten kicked out for "violation of University policy" but instead Im on probation for a year and cant get caught doing anything!!
pointless story, just getting it off my chest....anything gay happen at your colleges? (not man on man buttsex type gay)
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you must go to a very accredited university that they kick people out for pellet guns.
this december, for break, we had to unplug our fridges and tv's. well, my roommate left first, and i was drinking with some friends the night before, so i pass out on my bed, wake up next morning and am like fuck my plane leaves in an hour. so i was in such a hurry that i forgot to unplug all the shit, so the RA came to check all the rooms and checked my fridge and found a bottle of vodka in there. that was my first write up.
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man your RA is a dink, they see me drinkingn all the time and dont care, like really they were 18 too at one point. And thats one thing to be running around with vodka in the halls, but in your firdge they really should care.
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back when i was a dormie my friend always passed out after like 8 or so drinks and would piss us off just cause hed pass out. so one night we strip off his pants and i took this 'Bod' in a spray bottle (very flammable) and flamthrower his hairy ass till it was smooth as a seal, he screamed got up and ran into the hall with his pants at his ankles right as the RA is coming in at the other side of the hall and she comes over, looks in our room that REAKS of burnt hair, with beer bottles and whiskey all over and us laughing histarically on the floor drunk. she looks in, shakes her head and leaves, it was the funniest and scarriest moments in the dorm.
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University of Rochester....but anyway yeah my RA is chill about shit...it was just the "inspectors"
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ha yea I've been in trouble in the dorms before. THey already threw me out and moved me somewhere else. I was caught in my old building last week and the guy said if I am there again I am getting arrested for trespassing, but everytime I am drunk I end up there so I'm screwed
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yeah the trick is to get your own place with some friends like a street off campus so you don't have to deal with these problmes
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That's soooooooooooo dumb. Don't you have to pay to live in those places?? I'm not exactly in university yet so im not too sure. Or is it way cheaper then an apartment on your own?
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^most places dont allow freshmen to live off campus...
i cant wait till i get to college tho...2 years left...
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The roommate & I hated this little prick of an RA who lived next door, he was always bitching at us and was always fuckin there. So after being bitched out for our music too loud we got drunk at dinner and were pissed at him. So when we went out that night be locked and barricaded our door from the inside, cranked the stereo, turned the movie the Wall on repeat, and went out the 2nd floor window, and stayed elsewhere that night. The next day we were called in of course. Somehow they got in and finally turned the movie off and proceeded to search our room. Well they found my roommates bong, but it was brand new and still legal. We got wrote up for noise, but nothing else that time. It was so funny because you could hear the music like a block down the road as we walked away.
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^haha! i could only imagine..
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bhbhaha thats funny stuff
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why'd you get kicked out?
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got busted with a empty alcohol bottle right when i got back from winter break. my roomate left and they went through all of his closets which i recently put all of my stuff in. well the RD found an empty smirnoff bottle and confiscated it. a week later i got a letter in the mail about it and had to meet with the antichrist. she asked me who drank it with me and i said no one, she looked at me like i was an idiot for drinking a whole bottle of alcohol by myself. long story short, i had to pay 50 bucks, write a one page paper, and take an hour long class about how alcohol is bad. two weeks later i was drunk as fuck and was having a great time, on the toilet.
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man your schools sounds like ball breakers. at wwu i got busted for drinking only because the RAs walked by our door and we were drinking PBR tall boys and they are like umm are you guys 21? so we all did the "i don't have id thing" and all i had to do was take a class where they teach you to drink safely it was pretty sweet. but you never hear of people getting their rooms serached while they are gone thats just being a prick.
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it took you two weeks to get back on?
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you went to Western?
i live right by it
i can here all the college parties at night, gotta get older so i can go to them cause theyd kill me cause im only freshman in highschool
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