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Stinkyprimo
Posts: 976 - Karma: 10
I need to make a dating profile for school tomorrow. Helllp i dunno where to start. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks
Feb 5 2003 11:18PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
Hi, I'm *insert name here*, I like poetry, sunsets, and long walks on the beach. I save kittens, spen time with old people, and I have a 9 inch penis.


Hope that helps bro...


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Feb 5 2003 11:24PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
ya, but with a ____ on hte dick size part

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Feb 5 2003 11:26PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
use the word warm, it really works.


c_lo - 'Alright, Phrosty is a homo but I'm going to have to agree with him on the poser issue here.'
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Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
Feb 6 2003 3:09AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
Yo stinky, long time no see.

Anyways, something like 'I'm smoove, I'm sexy, I like walks on the beach and sharing a pinacolada with your mom', stuff like that can't go wrong. Otherwise message me and I'll translate something into Timmish for ya, haha.

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Feb 6 2003 3:28AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
Just hit on your teacher...

Unless it's a HE of course


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Feb 6 2003 10:02AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
what if he is gay? u probably arent though

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As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'
-Famous Person

I want to be a Ski Bum that lives in a tent on the mountains when I'm older.

'You fight with spork. You ride house cat'
-Very amusing calulator game called HicQuest
Feb 6 2003 7:58PM
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