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Guns + Skiing

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linds-o-rama
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How fucking rad is the biathalon? Shooting guns while skiing is the best thing ever. But it would be so much cooler if it was downhill skiing and you had to race while shooting targets along the course... or better yet, shooting your opponents!
Feb 15 2006 6:51PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
hahaha wtf
Feb 15 2006 6:51PM
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Daniel.
Posts: 2068 - Karma: 12
ya mickael just missed the qualifaication this year.....he failed a drug test
Feb 15 2006 6:52PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
I would watch racing if they could shoot each other
Feb 15 2006 6:53PM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
jea guns are so kwel do you have a membership to the NRA too? In june im going to the south to kill me some colored folk!
Feb 15 2006 6:53PM
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Polar_Bear69
Posts: 110 - Karma: 10
yea i would probably watch ski racing if they shot at eachother.
Feb 15 2006 6:56PM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
hehe--skiers shootin skiers. theres nothing more american than that. look at what DICK CHENEY did this week!!
Feb 15 2006 7:00PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
cab cork seven 9 milli full clip empty outter
Feb 15 2006 7:09PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,621
ha ha hell ya make racing like chinese downhill/paintball with airsoft
Feb 15 2006 7:09PM
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dozerr
Posts: 4007 - Karma: 403
you are a nutcase
Feb 15 2006 7:13PM
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jack.whelan
Posts: 1504 - Karma: 122
i heard that. he just wasn't stoned enough, so the guys at ninthward DQ'd him!
Feb 15 2006 7:33PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
i want to do that.
Feb 15 2006 7:38PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
i would also tell us who is more ganster
Feb 15 2006 7:41PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
girl you crazy
Feb 15 2006 7:41PM
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hiphopopotamus
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 45
we shoudl start gangs on the hill and have like ski by's
Feb 15 2006 7:51PM
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ineedarealname
Posts: 2658 - Karma: 20
HAHAHA i was gonna say something like that too.
Feb 15 2006 7:53PM
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40calGlockSkier
Posts: 176 - Karma: 9
= BAN
Feb 15 2006 7:54PM
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scarroll
Posts: 420 - Karma: 10
= JOKE?
Feb 15 2006 8:10PM
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bigJ
Posts: 3148 - Karma: 10
fucking yankee, down here we use our bare hands to get em, pussy
Feb 15 2006 8:16PM
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campbell12
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
hahahahaha you are the man
Feb 15 2006 8:19PM
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[lineskier]820
Posts: 923 - Karma: 11
last time i checked they dont allow uzi and glock 9s in the bialothon so looks like ninthwards out
Feb 15 2006 8:26PM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
damn you guys are hard core
Feb 15 2006 9:05PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
yeah they can shoot at bode
Feb 15 2006 9:15PM
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LDuggan420
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 13
haha that is pretty random subject but funny and yeh i would like too see tanner poppin bitches
Feb 15 2006 9:19PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
haha...

When I saw a thing for Biathalon on TV, I immediately thought of 9thward.
Feb 15 2006 10:11PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
i am gonna bring a shotgun up with me one day and "practice biathalon"
Feb 15 2006 10:13PM
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mathdd
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
WTF u guys are soooo stupid if u are serious guns aint nice for shooting each other.....how do you guys want me to respect usa with what u are sayin. One day u guys will learn or not but if not world will be so sucky, no skiing no fun just fear...WOW
Feb 15 2006 10:27PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
wow we are all joking, calm down. we are going to start shooting people on or off the hill, we are just having a good time
Feb 15 2006 10:38PM
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*shidasha*
Posts: 203 - Karma: 15
I ski with guns. 2 guns.... they shoot.

I shoot em when I hit stuff.

for realz.
Feb 15 2006 10:47PM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
for realz
Feb 15 2006 11:41PM
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hollygrove
Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93
Yeah me too, never know when the need could pop up.
Feb 15 2006 11:55PM
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Crock360
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 23
The biathalon is like a Norweigen drive-by.
Feb 16 2006 1:16AM
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Petecanski
Posts: 941 - Karma: 7
Thats the line of the day, definately.
Feb 16 2006 1:26AM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
haha!
i'm DEFINITLY repeating that at the next available opportunity
Feb 16 2006 1:34AM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
a fucking alaskan got 10th in the biathalon at the olympics, thats huge for america.
Feb 16 2006 2:02AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
the only guns i need are the cannons i've got right here.

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Feb 16 2006 2:35AM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
haha yes
Feb 16 2006 2:42AM
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Albino
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 123
haha. pay that, thats fuckin funny
Feb 16 2006 2:49AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
Beat me to it....bastard....

biathalon is kinda cool i guess, i think the coolest would be to have two bobsleigh tracks beside eachother, have a driver, 2 gunners, and the brake guy, and the gunners try to smoke the other guys going down the other track
Feb 16 2006 3:35AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
there are some good ones in here... i had to laugh quite a bit.

there is a tv show in germany which is quite popular and the host organized a biathlon race through the studio with air guns, it was hilarious, they put carpets on the skis so they would "float" on the ground, actually they didnt float, but the participants looked like they just ran (from the body movement) and accidently, they had skis on their feet, hilarious.
Feb 16 2006 3:49AM
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lastxlight
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 10
YEAH WE ARE
Feb 16 2006 4:09AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
You actually could do ski racing and shoot people. Bust out some paintball guns dude. You already have goggles on, so its not like your eyes will be shot out...

Just fuckin start racing with a paintball gat in your grip and lay it to the other dude. First one down wins lol.

call it Paintgun Giant Slalom
Feb 16 2006 5:17AM
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Tapes
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 7
hahaha
Feb 16 2006 6:32AM
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T-Nels
Posts: 347 - Karma: 11
seeing tanner do biatholon would be sick. it really does fit his ture personality.
Feb 16 2006 7:33AM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
nordic skiing is kickass. have some respect for it.
Feb 16 2006 8:12AM
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IrideArmada
Posts: 200 - Karma: 10
anga dinga burgin
Feb 16 2006 8:20AM
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phatbush
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 20
just walk around harlem wearing pink! someone will have to shot you!
Feb 16 2006 8:27AM
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T-Nels
Posts: 347 - Karma: 11
i could definitely see him going up to the target, and then going JEA JEA JEA as he busted a cap.
Feb 16 2006 9:50AM
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FJibber
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 1,291
how come moderators delete posts with nude girls on them (wich is something great) and leaves posts that say that it would be fun to go downhill skiing with guns and killing people? the states are crazy
Feb 16 2006 10:11AM
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FJibber
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 1,291
^nude girls are great, not deleting their pics
Feb 16 2006 10:11AM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,621
wtf
Feb 16 2006 10:37AM
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