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Hair Growin'

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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
Does anyone have any techniques for growing hair. Im sick of waiting for my hair to return to normal suave-ocity in length. What are so methods people use to get long hair quick! Also mustache hair too because I told my valentine i had a big bushy mustache...and if i didnt, I would be dead.
Feb 14 2006 11:34PM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
pee on it i hear that works
Feb 14 2006 11:35PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
FAKE MOUSTACHE, do it up.
Feb 14 2006 11:36PM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
i doubt thres anything you could do
Feb 14 2006 11:36PM
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-nija-
Posts: 590 - Karma: 10
Trim.
Feb 14 2006 11:36PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
ok...so here what you gotta do! you know when you push really hard when you're taking a massive shit?? well do that...only BACKWARDS! thats right just push out of your head! works every time!
Feb 14 2006 11:37PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
Dude i cut ym hair pretty short like on the 5th of december, and now it is about 2.5 months later and it is like 2 inches long on the top, the longest place. I made a bet that i wouldn't cut it until graduation this year, so hopefully it gets long enough to get past the ugly stage for grad and prom pictures. I really don't want to look like a teabag.
Feb 14 2006 11:38PM
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k-fay
Posts: 423 - Karma: 10
i heard this recipe works; this is what hanson did:

1 cup mayo
2 tablespoons toothpaste
2/3 cup ketchup
1 teasp. nutmeg
1/2 cup mashed potatoes
1 handful of meatloaf
6 cups bacon bits
14 pinches of salt
2.5 eggs
19 sticks of unsalted butter
2 oz. carrot juice
2 cups goulosche (sp??)
30oz honey
optional for extra protein and growth:
*sausage links
*slim jims
*ribs

*place all ingredients in a large bowl and mix the ingredients with your toes until a sticky, slimy, smelly, thick, liquid-ish solution forms.

*slather hair in solution and when the solution dries add another layer of solution until you end up using all of the recipe.

*the next morning your hair will be beautiful and down to your butt.

***if you want different colors you can add lots of food coloring.

that about does it.
Feb 15 2006 1:08AM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
Dude you are fucked. I got really high and shaved my head this summer. Yeah haven't cut it since june and it still isn't even that long, like not even in my eyes yet, although it does curl so that might be why. That sucks bro.
Feb 15 2006 1:11AM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
nair x 2
apply nair twice
Feb 15 2006 1:11AM
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Peetri
Posts: 473 - Karma: 10
Holy shit dude. I am in the exact same boat. I shaved my own head when I was really high in June and its not to my eyes yet either. Thats crazy.
Feb 15 2006 1:18AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
hmm, i wanna grow more hair and whiskers along the sideburn and lower face area. my friend said shaving it alot makes it grow quicker. any truth?
Feb 15 2006 3:26AM
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Ski-hobo
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The only things that I think could possible effect hair growth rate is vitamin supplements.
Feb 15 2006 3:28AM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
if it still looks like shit when that time rolls around just cut it again. you have all summer to grow it back.
Feb 15 2006 1:10PM
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nut
Posts: 625 - Karma: 12
My hair seemed to grow faster after I started taking a daily multi vitamin. There could be better ways, but that is all I know
Feb 15 2006 2:41PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
you posts amaze me. I love them
Feb 15 2006 2:55PM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
actually in all seriousness, beer!! i dont know why, but its suppost to be good for your hair, some shampoo's have it in them.

or just go ask a hair place lady
Feb 15 2006 3:22PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
Eat a lot of yogurt. My sister said it's supposed to make your hair faster. She tried to do it when she attempted to cut her hair but fucked up and had to hack it all off to fix it. She claimed it worked but I dunno. If you like yogurt it's a win win sitiation.
Feb 15 2006 10:11PM
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powderdream
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 12
your icon looks like my dad.....
Feb 15 2006 10:21PM
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powderdream
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 12
for those who dont know....
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Feb 15 2006 10:25PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
alright, only shampoo ever other to every 3rd day, trim the tips every 2 weeks, and vitamin B.
Feb 15 2006 10:31PM
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dozerr
Posts: 4007 - Karma: 404
miracle grow works wonders on hair
Feb 16 2006 2:17PM
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Moses
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 564
i used to have hair that went pass my shoulders, and on sat i got it buzzed off. I look like a 10yr old cult member. If i were to have read this thread i would not have gotten it cut, but oh well, it will grow back... with a vengence
Feb 27 2006 1:52PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
CAPTINA PLANET
Feb 27 2006 2:05PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
harvest your pubs/ass/leg hair
Feb 27 2006 2:10PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
get a weave nawmsayin.
Feb 27 2006 2:21PM
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parkerhouse
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fertillizer!!!. Just mix some up with some water and drink up!
Feb 27 2006 2:46PM
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