Replying to You know your working for the government when...

1.You can't understand the application papers.
2.You get paid with a black cheque.
3.You make a mistake and your superiors hide it from the public.
4.You get a death threat on your first day.
5.Speaking english is not essential.
6.Your instructions are:"If necessary, it is prefered to maybe write a small paragraph about yourself."
7.#6 follow by this:"If instructions not fully filled, your job may be lost".
8.Your boss is 70 years old.
9.The moto is:Nothing is urgent.
10.Your country seems a little more retarded than before.

Im filling out an application to work for the government. Im a little pissed.