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You know your working for the government when...
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1.You can't understand the application papers.
2.You get paid with a black cheque.
3.You make a mistake and your superiors hide it from the public.
4.You get a death threat on your first day.
5.Speaking english is not essential.
6.Your instructions are:"If necessary, it is prefered to maybe write a small paragraph about yourself."
7.#6 follow by this:"If instructions not fully filled, your job may be lost".
8.Your boss is 70 years old.
9.The moto is:Nothing is urgent.
10.Your country seems a little more retarded than before.
Im filling out an application to work for the government. Im a little pissed.
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I'm going to have to disagree with #3, you clearly spelled "you're" wrong in the thread title and the government has yet to hide it from me. But all those other rules are sweet, have fun working for good ol' Uncle Sam.
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^ well thats because he is not working for them yet...once he gets hired im sure the government will delete this thread
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It more of a generalisation of working for the government. im not american;)
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Yeah(laugh) like the government will check NS.com and know who I am. I never give personal information on the net.
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Well damn, my post got killed!
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#3 was the best one because thats what they do hide everything from us. BURN THEM
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Doesnt mean they can't track your IP.... ha!
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Hopefully your spelling isn't looked at when they review your application.
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I don't worry about that, I got my documents corrected by english professors. Unlike this thread, I took my time to complete the documents.
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