Replying to Sex, Drugs, and Kittens in L.A. France

'They love me more, you know'
'What the fuck are you talking about? They love me best!'
'Oh yeah, prove it!'
'They bought me a kitten!'
'And they shot your fucking kitten'
'Wha?! They.. I, I thought they sent it to Grandma's house'
'Yeah, and Grandma shot your kitten'
'Why the fuck would grandma shoot my kitten?'
'Cause the kitten had rabies, stupid!'
'Look whos stupid now, ugly! Cats dont get rabies!'
'Then why did they shoot your kitten? Yeah, that's right, biatch.'




America, we love you as the child loves the father who sits slobbering in his corner eating flies and spiders.