ok.. so heres the deal:
girls that live in the toronto area.. i need to know why you guys arent going out with charles grant? he is the hottest, nicest, sweetest and funniest guy you will ever meet. plus he's a kick ass skier. he's that cute little puppy you see in the park and always wanna bring home with you. everything about him is exactly the way you'd want it to be. he'd never hurt a fly; he's just perfect like that. his favourite animals are lynxs and he could eat mcdonalds the rest of his life and never get sick of it. he always thinks i hate him because i do mean stuff to him but i just want him to know that he's my favourite person ever. you girls should know he's a very special/available boy.
but...
charles: will you be my valentine?
Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.
'If you want to ride both ways get a snowboard.' -Some dumb dad talking to his poor son (who was begging for twin tips)