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You can derilict my balls
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just give me 3 minutes and 17 seconds
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haha i watched that last night
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^ yea thats a funny ass movie
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What is this? A center for ants?
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"it's merman, merMAN. *cough *cough"
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So I was freeclimbing Mt Vesuvius, when I suddenly lost my grip, so I'm falling and falling, and then I start to think. Hey, havent you been smoking peote for the last six days, and isnt it a possibility that this is all in your head? And it turned out I was right. I've never even been to Mt Vesuvius.
That Hansel he's so hot right now
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hansel, do you have a cosmetics kit?
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ha they bleeped out balls on comedy central
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that made it a little funnier
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i lvoe that movie and i watched it twice last night. "i did it, i turned left!"
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"You can derilict my balls," is the best quote of the movie.
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i can derilict my own balls
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you think your to cool for school. well news flash walter chronkite you aren't
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"im a hot little potato right now"
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i saw that movie the other daiye
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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"when i was 16 I, became bulimic..."
"You can READ MINDS?!?"
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they're break dance fighting,
Lee Harvey Oswald was not a male model... your damn right he wasn't but the looker who capped him from the grassy knoll was
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hansels face is priceless... if i was in my bed when i saw that i wouldve shit my bed
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JEA!
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how are supposed to teach kids to read good if they cant even fit in the center! It needs to be at least... three times bigger
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...hes absolutely right..?
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hahahha
Hansel: So I'm repelling down mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip. And I'm just falling, terrified and then I think, "Hey, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to mount Vesuvius.
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they're IN the computer?!?! .....it's so simple!!
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that movie is hilarious. it's one of my absolute favorites.
hhaaaaannnnnnnssssseeeeeellllllllll
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"who you trying to get crazy with essa? dont you know im loco?"
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"how long is long like 8 days?"
"more like a couple of years."
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O my god you must service yourself like 10 times a day!"
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bahaha wen i watched that movie for the first time i thoguht it was the gayest thing ever than it jsut kept gettiong funnier and funnier but i forget like all the lines i havent seen it in like 5 years im gonna have to break it out sum day soon
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they're the SAME FACE!!!!! DOESN'T ANYONE NOTICE THESE THINGS, I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
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You don't think I'm a good eugoogalizer?
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def. funniest in the movie. "I'm balemic"
"you can read minds?"
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ahahahah classic
"it's not my fault i'm so ridiculously good looking"
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"im bellimic"
"you can read minds?"
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that hansel is so hot right now.... i invented the piano key necktie... what did you invent derrick
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"i hope in the future a models life wont be cut short by a freek gasoline fight accident"
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'brainwashed derek into killing the clamation dude or something..'
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or did you think I was too dumb to know what a eugoogaly is? Lucky for me, not too many of my friends read your little TIME magazine or whatever its called
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I was at a day spa D-A-I-Y-E.
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'i've realized that there's more to life than being really really good looking, and i plan on finding out what that is.'
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theres more to life than being really really rediculously good at freeskiing
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