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NS Ladies, The quest...

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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
With all the NS marriage threads lately, i'm beginning to become left out when you guys go and do all of your e-married couple stuff adn I'm stuck in the NSG. I think I'ts time I take the plunge and find me a NS wife.

Here are my stats:
-Member since jan 2003
-over 3000 posts
-Cults include:Crochet cult, Photography, Movie maker crew, Dragon's Lair, Snowmaking, Milf Vid cult(yes I made the video)
-My icon is sexy

I like to crochet lingerie for ladies... So if it takes more than a half a roll of yarn to make a thong... You are gonna be too big. Other than that. Cheers happy bidding... hahha, how bout it ladies...

Feb 13 2006 8:05PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
wow, no offers. damn.
Feb 13 2006 9:57PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
i know, even i'm shocked.
Feb 13 2006 9:58PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
thats not true i beleive some guy offered
Feb 13 2006 9:59PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
i want to e-marry jib-unit00 for having such an amazing taste in music and having basically all the amazing songs in the world i could want. but im not gay
Feb 13 2006 10:02PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
come one who doesn't want a goofy ass guy in a pin stripe tux... huh huh?

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Feb 13 2006 10:06PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
yeah that pic just killed my thread. dammit. mods go ahead and delete this. I shall forever be e-single
Feb 13 2006 10:12PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
yeah that was me
Feb 13 2006 10:28PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
yeah thanks, but no thanks. I don't e-swing that way.
Feb 13 2006 10:48PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
yeah plus i saw your picture and i e-puked hahaha
Feb 13 2006 10:52PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
i cant believe im on this site sometimes...

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Feb 13 2006 10:54PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,966
if only i was cool enough to have an e-wife. sigh.
Feb 13 2006 10:58PM
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powderdream
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 12
im more of a fan of E-friends with benefits..you dig?
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Feb 13 2006 11:14PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
sadly though, thats actually me in my pic.
Feb 13 2006 11:20PM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
dude your e-mazing ill e-marry you..
Feb 13 2006 11:25PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
well if i was to e-marry someone im kinda into lucyford. anyone that knows that much about hip hop and skis can have every babe i ever make
Feb 13 2006 11:26PM
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Ddrem
Posts: 894 - Karma: 10
"twat. ohh yeah. i forgot about that one. get some jelly, twat!"
Dane Cook
Feb 13 2006 11:27PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
p.s, will you marry me?
Feb 13 2006 11:34PM
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Lefroy
Posts: 861 - Karma: 10
i'll e-marry you jorden
Feb 13 2006 11:53PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
^awww yeah we got a winner
Feb 13 2006 11:55PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
yessss. I finally have an e-wife... Now I can finally sleep well. Honey do you prefer the right side of the e-bed or the left? Or do you like to mix it up... ;) ?
Feb 14 2006 12:04AM
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Lefroy
Posts: 861 - Karma: 10
oh the e-left tonight sounds good... but i've been known to mix it up
Feb 14 2006 12:10AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
oOo... I"m excited. No premarital cyber sex though. I'm trying to stay fresh for the wedding night.
Feb 14 2006 12:14AM
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Lefroy
Posts: 861 - Karma: 10
alright, so i guess we should set an e-date
Feb 14 2006 12:16AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
okey dokey. How about this july? You can travel to whistler and we can get married during a sesh at High North. I hope Mik D will do the service, I heard he is really religous...
Feb 14 2006 12:18AM
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Lefroy
Posts: 861 - Karma: 10
wow that sounds good... i can hardly wait
Feb 14 2006 12:21AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
yes. Gnight honey, you nee to go to bed don't you? it's like 12:30 ur time?
Feb 14 2006 12:23AM
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$tezzyStu
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 11
see ipirated you thread, got my e-wife. and you still pulled through. nice job
Feb 14 2006 12:24AM
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Lefroy
Posts: 861 - Karma: 10
yeah, it is 12:30 i really should go to bed.

alright. night night e-financee
Feb 14 2006 12:28AM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
wow he's dreamy
Feb 14 2006 1:02AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
she is harsh bro...like HAWT FIRE
Feb 14 2006 1:04AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
is that fucking fabio?
Feb 14 2006 1:06AM
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SIX-SOLDIERS
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
dude if youre serious about this then youre gay but if youre just messing around then

"hahahahahahaahhaah"
Feb 14 2006 10:33AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13084 - Karma: 18,731
hahahaha it says: "The memory of our perfect time together" The guy is alone!!! what a homo
Feb 14 2006 10:44AM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
hahah word
Feb 14 2006 8:24PM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,386
well, while we are in the buisness of e-marriage, anyone want to marry me?
Feb 14 2006 10:31PM
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