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Chuck Norris, Dead, R.I.P
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thats bullshit chuck cant die
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"the autopsy shows that chuck norris did not have a heart, nor was he human" haha
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"working out on his total gym" hilarious
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Theres some big red box, im sure you won't miss it.
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FUCKIN ASSHOLE. i was crushed
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"chuck norris, at the age of 65, passed away from a massive heart attack. he was working out on his total gym, having sex with his wife, fighting three ninjas and playing with his kids when suddenly complained that a train was running over his heart. the autopsy showed that chuck norris did not have a heart, nor was he even human"
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haha theres a big red box that says ps chuck norris is not dead
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some of the people are so dumb... along with the post
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did anyone actually read wat the thing says, its halarious
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all of you that believed the title of this post are retarded. there is a shiny red box that says chuck norris isnt actually dead. hard to miss.
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hahaha no one can kill chuck norris. he and burt reynolds are immortal gods walking the earth to brighten the lives of us mere humans.
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hahahahahahaha funny shit
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wow, that was pretty damn funny
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haha i so thought that was real until i actually read it. i was gonna say "nooooo chuck norris CANT die"
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Haha that's some funny shit.
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chuck norris doesnt die. death gets chuck norris'ed
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haha, and I can't believe some of you didn't get it. Don't you know he can't die?
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thats actually pretty funny.
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chuck norris has already died 30 times, but they keep cloning him.
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Haha...holy shit.
Chuck Norris is 65? Weird.
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it's just weird cause his appearance hasn't changed in like 30 years, nor I suspect will it ever
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chuck is outa mmy life. he sucks....... big penis.
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Damn, he is, born in 1940.
He looks good for his age, must be all that working out he does.
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