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Chinese food is so good. so are fortune cookies

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illwillcox
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I just had the best meal of chinese food. shrimp lomaine ( i ordered chicken bu they gave me shrimp, and it was good.) vegetable fried rice. general tsos chicken, egg foo young, some white rice, pepper steak, and some fortune cookies.

i think i forgot some, but it was delicious.

my fortune cookie was "may you have a good apetite"

what was your best fortuen cookie
Feb 10 2006 8:26PM
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Ruski
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i used to like chinese until my friend made a comment that alot of the food resembles cooked fetus...it was a joke but i havent eaten chinese since
Feb 10 2006 8:29PM
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seemeski
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Chinese food is my favorite, but you can't over due it or it will loose its yumminess.
Feb 10 2006 8:32PM
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illwillcox
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i agree. its good in moderation
Feb 10 2006 10:41PM
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Peetri
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hahahahhaha....... i could just see you licking your chops as you were writng this. I had Sushsi for lunch bro. Japanese is way better. but none the less, chinese is good also.
Feb 10 2006 10:45PM
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drewishish
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with the fortune cookies always add in bed at the end of em. its a classic
Feb 10 2006 10:47PM
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sneather
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chinese food is the best. i just had some for diner
Feb 10 2006 10:47PM
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trueto2
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chinese food is kinda sketchy sometimes. this chinese place in our town got sued for serving cats
Feb 10 2006 10:48PM
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Deafboy
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man, i always find the wieeeeeeerdest shit in my chink food orders.

hair, staples, veins, a marble, a peice of paper with a phone number on it (instead of the receipt, in the bag), a chewed up finger nail, a pen, i dunno its fuckign skeeeeetchhhh.
Feb 10 2006 10:54PM
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sneather
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maybe its just where u order your chinese food from
Feb 10 2006 10:57PM
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Deafboy
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yeah, it deffinatly is.
Feb 10 2006 11:17PM
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Deafboy
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but im scarred for life anyways, no bringing me back with that food.
Feb 10 2006 11:18PM
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sneather
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ya its pretty good where i get it from... i havn't found any wierd shit in it yet
Feb 10 2006 11:20PM
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burritos
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the best one i ever got was "please try again"
Feb 10 2006 11:31PM
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SNOWMAN17
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fortune cookies were invented by an american....shits played
Feb 11 2006 1:07AM
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Desjardins
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oriental cuisine is real good
Feb 11 2006 1:11AM
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scratchman
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thats true, the shits much better once youve had it in china
Feb 11 2006 4:15AM
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Elife
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i once got a fortune that said "You will have a meanigful overnight relationship" its taped inside my wallet
Feb 11 2006 11:47AM
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Timmy_G
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My BEST FORTUNE COOKIE
IT READ:

"Your love of Gardening will bring new meaning to your life"

What do I garden? You know it.


Whoa... I had a dream last nite about some weed plants... thats freaky
Feb 11 2006 11:55AM
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almostaskier
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sweet and sour fried pork, or spicy chicken with chop suey and goey rice... hot dang.
Feb 11 2006 12:48PM
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Leckett
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i love chong food. and fortune cookies are dope.
Feb 11 2006 1:11PM
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WONTON
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im sick of it...cheese pizza is where its at or japanese. When u eat it everyday it gets a little eh...
Feb 11 2006 1:43PM
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illwillcox
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haha, i have some under glass on my computer table, and i was just looking at them. thats hillarious

"you are on the verge of something big... in bed"

i could go for hours on the delicousness of pizza. i love the stuff
Feb 11 2006 1:59PM
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Whitehead
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This is soo true with chinese food its all about like once a month. Its also really expensive so that helps keep me from eating it often
Feb 11 2006 2:13PM
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Localboyz
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I only use the best fortunes (most inspirational, funny, worth of advice)
Feb 11 2006 2:54PM
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spen-cer
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mandarin all u can eat chinses buffet

AHAHAHAHA sooo good
Feb 11 2006 5:00PM
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Mogsbury
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i love chinese food, it gives me the shits tho
Feb 11 2006 5:18PM
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campbell90
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mmm i love sushi ... i like Thai food more than chinese though
Feb 11 2006 5:47PM
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EC-Tom
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I used to love fortune cookies, until I opened one that said "you will aquire some new clothes" and realized that they have become so commercialized, what happened to the inspirational slogans? Haha general gau chicken is mad good
Feb 11 2006 5:51PM
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logange
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i luv chinese food, its just that my fortune cookies always taste like crap =(
Feb 11 2006 5:52PM
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tBatt
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general tso's chicken is the shit!!
Feb 11 2006 7:33PM
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cdnskigirl89
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mm sunwin chinese food and this resturant in china town, omg best food ever!!!
Feb 11 2006 7:44PM
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bp.lando
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Best Chineese food is in boston.

Lotous Blossom in Sudbury or Framingham or Cambridge all so good
Feb 11 2006 7:47PM
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reggyboy
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thai food is way better most chinese is too greezy gotta love them fortune cookies though
Feb 11 2006 7:47PM
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illwillcox
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best chinese food = Wo Hop in china town.
the best, no question
Feb 11 2006 8:37PM
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Lefroy
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chinese is good. but only real chinese resuarants.. no mandarin.
my friend lily family has a resaurant.. so yummy.
but i'm more of a thai girl... i LOVE pad thai and mousho (i have no idea how to speel that) and cashew chicken

but you have to eat it with chop sticks or its not as fun
Feb 11 2006 8:53PM
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Skipig25
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general tso's kills everything else. I'm not a big fan of forture cookies tho
Feb 11 2006 8:59PM
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OAK_TREE
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i had chinese a few weeks back and my fortune said: You have many talents.

And you know how a lot of people say to put the words IN BED after the fortune...yeah the girls like that.
Feb 11 2006 10:16PM
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Treestman
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chinese food is yum
Feb 12 2006 7:06PM
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Dan.
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you either arent american, or have never ate actual chinese food. because i know absolutely 0 americans who would come near real chinese food
Feb 12 2006 7:11PM
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DYFI
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nese is dece.
Feb 12 2006 7:15PM
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xoxSkierGurlxox
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Hey guys! What's up? I wonder if fortune cookies tell the truth! I've always had fantasies about magic! Maybe a fortune cookie will say that i will fly away, and I will fly away, where there are lots of snowflakes and where i can look cute and snowboard!
Feb 12 2006 9:55PM
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