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The actor you'd like to portray your life in a movie would be?
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The actor you'd like to portray your life in a movie would be?
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that fat kid with the freckles in sand lot. cuz people say i kinda look like him
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Sam
'i used to have a little but now i have a lot
im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener
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Monoxide Child
Damnation is eternal.
All souls cry out for salvation.
There is no salvation without suffering
viva la resistance!!
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Drew Barrymore
'Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.'
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haha, we did this at university,
Okay, just coz he's a badass, Kevin Spacey
But seriously, I'd get Matt Damon or Val Kilmer to do my life.
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val kilmer all the way
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'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'
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good call with spacey tim but i would have to go with Al Pacino
Gotta love the midwest
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Sean William Scott
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Dave Likes Kittens.
Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!
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ashton kutcher
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
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Natalie Portman
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denzel washington or will smith definatley
'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
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AHH HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
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jarjar binks, just because everyone loves him.
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Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
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JAY IS ONE SEXY BITCH! hahaha.. and i hate jar jar binks, so choose someone else!
I would have ashley judd cause shes a badass, but doesnt really look like me.. svhucker thinks renee zellwagger (sp) looks like me, but i still say ashley judd..
*brooke*
'sometimes you gotta stop and remember.
that your not gonna be young forever.
think smart, have fun, stay true
and don't ever grow up.' -the ataris
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Adam Sandler
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HAHA, Brooke, I reckon Rowan Atkinson should play you, that'd be cool, hehehehe.
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HAHA OH YOURE DEAD KIWI!
*brooke*
'sometimes you gotta stop and remember.
that your not gonna be young forever.
think smart, have fun, stay true
and don't ever grow up.' -the ataris
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HAHHAA, what you gonna do Brooke, hahah, what you gonna do!! Me and Enns are gonna kick your ass so hard!! hehehe, you'll be brushing your teeth through your butt!!! hahaha.
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vinny jones or harvey kietel. maybe the guy from the protector and the guy ritchie flicks, cuz he's cool....just like me...
some cougar at jozo's-
'what do i have to do to get your friend to come home with me'
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oooh matt and i fought under the lifts at snoqualmie last year and i one, one more wussy skier wouldnt be hard :)
*brooke*
'sometimes you gotta stop and remember.
that your not gonna be young forever.
think smart, have fun, stay true
and don't ever grow up.' -the ataris
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sorry guys, not the protector but the transporter. the guys name is jason stratham.
some cougar at jozo's-
'what do i have to do to get your friend to come home with me'
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hmm... possibly bozo the clown... i can think of anybody that looks relative to me.. some freckles and some clownish curly brown hair... im stickin with bozo the clown.
i fall a lot, and im cool
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ron jeremy, hes the only one that could handle portraying me
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i take my vote back, im goin to say .......
tanner hall... :)
and shut up ryan, yur not ron jeremey style, your prolly fucking Wee Man from jackkass style, no, your prolly a fucking hermaphordite! hahahaha
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Sam
'i used to have a little but now i have a lot
im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener
VIVA LA RESISTANCE
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james woods. he's the man
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so salomon2003, you are a fat guy who can suck his own dick?
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I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
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Hah, amalia just said something to this effect but i think that dude from Almost Famous... Patrick Flaherty or sumthin like that. besides, im trying to be the cameron crow of the ski industry. either him or Toby Maguire.
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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
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yoo a not mannly enouf too bee played by anold, girrly mann
fuck its to hard to type like arnold, can u do it tim?
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phrosty thats great. actually no im not, according to everyone on thsi forum im a little bitch, but if i had to choose someone it would probably be the guy that plays Peter Gibbons in Office Space- just doesnt give a flying fuck about anything. yeah that sounds good. and yeah its hard to type like arnold...EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!!
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Tom Hanks in Forest Gump cause then I'd kick ass at ping pong!
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Val Kilmer, with Scot Schmidt doing the skiing parts!
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Verne Troyer. The guy who played Mini-Me. hehe
Hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
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''A-vey boad-ee 'et on da foor, or 'I blow yo'ur had ovff!''
Ummmmm... the young Dennis Hopper. He'd have to be taller through. Maybe put him in some midget shoes or get Tim Robbins.
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So, what would jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
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jackie chan
cause then my luikangs would rock
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Spongebob Squarepants!
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one of the oompaloompas
Oompa
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Shit, did you guys ever see that episode of Family Guy where they go to the brewery, and its all Willy Wonka-ish. Das das shit! And then Peter gets kicked out and he's all like: ''Hey, can I at least have a song?'' and then the umpalumpas start up and then they kick him in the shin and thats it. God thats funny!
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the kid who played charlie in willy wonka, cuz im a happy go lucky kid, who is poor as fuck, and all my grandparents sleep in the same bed, so i want to go live in a magical factory with little orange men
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verne troyer,mike meyers,the fat kid with freckles
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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pee-wee herman
now when somebody asks me if i ever decapitated a fetus, i know what to say- My lab partner after a dissection gone wrong.
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YES!!! i have to add him too....like in pee wee's big adventure
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'
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probably a pokemon... pokemon is so cool, its unbelievable... and plastic gum... midgets with basketballs...
'i am excellent cool'
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The dude from Van Wilder looks like me,
He could play me in a movie.
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Family guy was the best gahd damn show on the planet. My fav was when Peter got volcanoe ensurance and ended up with the whoel jewish thing. hehehehe.
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the dude from lord of the rings who is good with a bow
Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
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