Replying to How gay was this?

Okay, so I was at the mighty Arizona ski resort, and I am cruising through the park (three runs to choose from total). Well, throughtout the day, groups of beginner raid the park and begin to tear up the already worthless jumps, completely desolating the lips. About mid day, a group of boarders fix one of the jumps(there are only two) and form a barricade around it.

Back to when I was cruising, I see the jump guards step aside to allow a boarder hit the jump. He attempts to spin, but goes off axis and wrecks.

Meanwhile, I approach the jump, but the jump guards step infront with their boards as shields. They dont budge. So I stop and ask them nicely.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! and they reply, "we only let kids hit the jump who we think look like they are any good." So I say," I am better than any of you, so if you don't move, I will make you move."
They become defensive and say,"oh no, you could have hit it if you wanted to."

The funny thing is, they still wouldn't get out of the way. However, they gave up after an hour or so.