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How to get laid??? What turns girls on when your in bed with them?
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SO when Im in bed with a girl how do I score? I know start rubing my hands up and down her body but what next what do I say or should I just go with the flow?? Tell me how to get laid when I am in bed with a chick?
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why do guys like submissive girls? maybe i should become submissive and i won't be alone in misery forever....
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submissive girls are no fun, don't go that way
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haha so you've done that then!!
just go for it. make sure she feels that wood you've just recently sported. then its all up to her from there.
oh and alcohol helps--good luck rookie
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Are you just an asshole just to be one or what? Your always a dick to me. You can call my gril a skank if you want, no hair off my back, I know otherwise.
And yeah I am a contractor actually, and you are right I will only make 50 after taxes. so whats your point?
I would argue with you but in all reality, your better then me I guess. So you just keep being better, because as long as its making you such a stuck up asshole, its not going to take you anywhere.
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so your little sister was scared of a possible monster in her closet or under her bed. she came into bed with you and now your trying to score? ewww.
no but seriously. if this is a real girl. how the hell do you get her in bed with you and not know how to close the deal?
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true! tht is a really stooopid thing to type
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yo you were the one calling my advice for this guy stupid. dont give me shit about being an ass. you a fucken loser. I dont like you, I think your a idiot and a royal fuck up. Your posts are retarded, they are either about jesus or being a racist and your a dumb fucken hick from Montana. You wont make 50 grand after taxes. you be lucky to make 50 with taxes. that is with working your ass off. Your girl is a skank and obviously not the brightest crayon in the box if shes dating a douche bag like yourself.
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wait are you gay cause that is me too and the girl just said man i need a boy friend
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^dude caleb speak better. you confuse people
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sorry
moi aussi means "me too" in french and the girl he quoted said that she needed a boyfriend
also this thread is so funny and it is coming close to rivaling "i put on my robe and wizard hat"
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yeah some people are just totally messing aroudn with this thread and im getting a kick out of it... and being 16 i dont feel like having sex yet and id rather have a relationship over a one night stand. props to all you guys that know whats going on and all you other guys gave me some good laughs. everyone have fun tonight.
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wow... threads like this are the reason why i love newschoolers oh so much. so damn entertaining
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What part of the BABE in her user name did you not pick up on?
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hardest ive laughed on this site
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if you go back to the first page and read what hucker22 wrote... you will most definitely get poon
either that or just ask your mom, shell tell you what your dad does to get her bent over your bed
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yo can't be older then like 15.
Hick? I'm from Denver.
Fuck up? Explain
My gf dates me because she knows that I'm a respectable guy. Something I wouldn't say about you, from the impression I get. nd she knows I will be able to support her in the future.
I'd love to hear about how big of a fuck up I am tho. So just lay it on me.
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tell her you love her.......doesnt that work with all girls?
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dude, i twasnt cool that he called o you on your advice, but chill man. hes killin you by letting it go. i would sugget you do the same. i mean it doesnt effing matter.
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screw that, whips and chains are where its at
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submissive girls aren't even worth the time
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No, that would be like having a relationship with a blow up doll.
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I hate submissive girls, I like the ones that take control.
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fighting on ns never ceases to ammuse me
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Def. do not like submissive girls. I want a girl who makes me blush because of all the dirty things she does.
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Fuckin eh' that's is some funny shit
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my friends little brother in 1st grade did that and had his dog lick it off. he is now nicknamed skippy
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i hear sticking your penis in her vagina works well.
but also try kissing her neck, works for me.
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its all about give and take, its fun to be in control but its also fun for the girl to control,
if your going to be submissive you might as well get a vibrator and do it yourself cause it would just be a boring waste of time for your partner.
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haha, this is the most crazy thread ever. haha. loving GotamaBC and rockmountainguy or whatever giving eachother shit. haha
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hahahahaha, this is a classy thread. first, this kid is either screwin around, or the single most clueless kid on earth. second, rocky and gotama are goin at the throat.
points for the kid. i take it your arent in bed tryin to get laid, but you wanna get laid, cause like said before if your IN BED and cant get pussy, you dont deserve balls.
this is all you need: just do it! you dont need a game plan for sex, just go with the flow. do what comes natural. even if you have a "plan", chances are youll totally forget it when the time comes.
and a final thing to remeber: its the same grouping of nerves down there, just rearanged differently, so its not like your touching an alien, just do what you think would feel good, and read her body language.
and on a final note, 30 minutes is not long at all. not really a quikie, but def. not long. the FIRST time i got laid, we fucked for 3 hours. dont expect to last that long, but depending on how hard she is cumming, expect anywhere from 30 min-an hour. drawing it out longer makes it SOOO much better in the end.
GO GET THAT WET PUSSSY!!!
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tried these spots this weekend, worked like a dream:
1. BACK of the neck (way more sensitive i.e. "the hair stoop up on the back of my neck")
2. sides of neck and collarbone
3. ear
4. hipbone and adjacent areas (this is a goldmine, spend time here)
5. breast/nipple (make a spiral motion with your tongue starting wide then move colser to nip, and then flick the nip with your tongue)
kiss/lick/suck all above areas
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tell her you're gay, and propose a rainbow kiss as a sign of you coming out. maybe it could go further from there?
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