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SOMONE WRITE ME A POEM!

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iLLbiLLy
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you to all of your articulate mothers, please someone write me a 4 stanza(4 lines each) sonnet. I dont care what the hell it says as long as its to a girl, peferably jasmin from aladin.. or maybe sarah burke
Feb 8 2006 9:28PM
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iLLbiLLy
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oh and its for school btw so no ass or tity fuckin... striaght up missionary is ok tho
Feb 8 2006 9:29PM
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JeremyG77
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roses are red
viloets are blue
i love you!:)
Feb 8 2006 9:31PM
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sneather
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haha yeah
short and sweet!
Feb 8 2006 9:39PM
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iLLbiLLy
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alright that was sweet but seriously i need some help people, wheres everyeones sensistive side?
Feb 8 2006 9:39PM
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JeremyG77
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that is my sensitive side man how much more romantice can i get
Feb 8 2006 9:41PM
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Mrkguru12
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Just pull out one of the freestyles Gordanian writes.
Feb 8 2006 9:42PM
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iLLbiLLy
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ok well imagine your tryin to win over sarah burkes heart... and its like 1545
Feb 8 2006 9:42PM
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jimmychung
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i'm sure you could google it.
Feb 8 2006 9:43PM
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SwitchUp1
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roses are red
the pacific is blue
USC's streak
ENDS AT 2

Go LONGHORNS
Feb 8 2006 9:58PM
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CBROOKS
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sarah burke is hot,
you are not
god mate pot
you should be shot.
Feb 8 2006 9:58PM
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AttitashSkier
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i wrote this for my freshman english class a few years ago, i think its a sonnett but im not sure. here you go bro:

The Passionate Skier to His Love


Come ski with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
That glades, bumps, kickers, and steep trails,
Jumps or huge whales.

And we will sit upon the summit,
While the temperature plummets,
By steep trails that flatten out
Its what skiing is all about.

And I will make you a soft landing
Right about where you are standing,
Some corduroy, and fresh powder
When the day is done we’ll get some chowder;

A nylon jacket will keep you warm
From any harsh winter storm;
Wool and fleece socks so you aren’t cold,
The snow is better than gold;

A helmet so you don’t bust your brain,
And tinted goggles so you don’t have to strain;
And it you want some nice warm gloves,
Then ski with me and be my love.

Après partiers will dance and sing
While the mountain starts it’s grooming;
If these delights your mind may move,
Then come ski with me and be my love.
Feb 8 2006 10:44PM
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*rkp*
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write your own damn poem! its 4 lines! my god!!
Feb 8 2006 10:51PM
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iLLbiLLy
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hey its 16 lines and i did... its about jasmine from aladdin.... and your in for a treat... expessaly you ladies

Sweeter than the light spring rain
falling on the lush oasis were she grew
Just to see her face would ease the pain
As soothing as her eyes are blue

The radiance of her skin
Dwarfs the desert sun
Her heart I must win
My Crusade has just begun

Her words slow the hour-glass
Her hair as fair as the sand
Her beauty is as high as her class
Nothing can be seen as bland

Oh, wont you come with me
On a magic carpet ride*
Fly away and see
The star of our reside

*paraphased from Steppenwolf- Magic Carpet Ride
Feb 8 2006 10:55PM
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thedutchmayn
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yeah seriously, hows the kid gonna get anywhere in life if he cant muster a 4 line poem out? shit man, take 15 minutes aside ansd you'll come up with something.
Feb 8 2006 10:55PM
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iLLbiLLy
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^^ right there buddy... read and weep its beautiful
Feb 8 2006 10:58PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
i think im kinda horny
but im dead so dont morn me
see a corpse can walk the earth
i need a women to give birth

to my babe called satan
your stomach he will be made in
my new underground ruler
who will shake the earth and destroy her

if you help me rise to power
your name will be sung for hours
till your life is taken from your chest
and a hole is the only thing left

so walk the abyss with me
my love i will make you free
empty and as cold as night
death will be my only light
Feb 8 2006 11:26PM
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iLLbiLLy
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u kno... im gona stick wiht the whole aladdin thing... its happier
Feb 8 2006 11:28PM
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sugarnspice
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Sarah burke, she loves dick,
Sarah Burke, she's so quick,
You see her on the hill,
Man you know she's wearin her Jill,

Because if she hits her oavaries,
Then no more men, she shall please,
On a happier note,
Women now can vote.

I bet sarah burke is happy about that,
I bet sarah burke wears a cool cool hat.
Maybe sarah burke spits or swallows,
Who knows, but that bitch pussy be hallow.


Now, you tryin to play the game with only 50 cent, 50 cent, 50cent,
Come back when you have a couple dolla holla
Now, there's a message box, it's orange
Too bad nothing rhymes with orange.
Feb 9 2006 1:33AM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
slayer
Feb 9 2006 1:37AM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
"ode to giraffes"

Why hello there mister giraffe
I love how you always make me laugh
With your funny little tall tales
About adventures at sea with beluga whales
Oh how i miss your carefree smile
And your heedy relaxed rail style
If i were you and you were me
I could eat apples from the tallest tree
And you would sit in envy there
As i pranced about without a care
But alas it seems this is not the case
As you and I are in our place
What can i do but write this rhyme
And think of you from time to time

/clap
Feb 9 2006 1:59AM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
My friend wrote this for me, but i give you permission to use it...

Friend





You are my friend and that is nice,

You never have any lice.

You are funny and that’s true,

You are good at skiing and I’m trying to be too.



We sometimes argue because you think I’m wrong,

But it doesn’t last very long.

Because you realize that it would be a pointless fight,

Because, obviously I’m always right.



We have things in common, like playing poker all night,

You win all my chips, what a horrible sight.

You are silly when you pretend to have seizures,

And we enjoy the same fun leisure’s.



I hope you win the young gun with me,

Because then everyone can see,

That you are my friend and that is nice,

Because you never have any lice.
Feb 9 2006 2:18AM
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SteezePatrol
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does this include pubic lice?
Feb 9 2006 2:19AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
i cant seem to write poems....on a majour account of lack of spelling abillty but i just cant handle them
Feb 9 2006 2:19AM
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Sashac
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yes.
i never have any pubic lice..
THEREFORE
that line is apporopriate
Feb 9 2006 2:21AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
yes indeed...but then again sheldon u are a fan of pubic lice arnt u
Feb 9 2006 2:24AM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
"haiku, how i hate you"

This Poem is not
A haiku because there are the
wrong number of syllables

This one is though as
I have correctly counted
The syllables up
Feb 9 2006 2:25AM
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SteezePatrol
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ew shave your pubs off, no one likes a hairy beaver

and julian, I grow them in my ant farm cage
Feb 9 2006 2:25AM
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jsg
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well have u ever of thoght to grow ants in that cage insteed of a strange form of lice?
Feb 9 2006 2:28AM
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