Replying to Camping on the mountain??? How much trouble??? Would it be ok to do this???

So if hypothetically a certain person (me) and a certain girl decided to dig a snowcave deep in the woods at Vail so as to #1 Have an amazing night and #2 get two days for one on our passes how fucked would we be if we got caught? Also, say we were to go through a backcounty gate (the one on top of the hike in Sun Down Bowl for those of you who know Vail) and camp just on the other side of it, would that be ok? We were thinking we could do that and they wouldn't be able to do anything about it if it was a huge issue to camp in bounds.