Sometime i wish i didnt have a penis

dbag37

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Ridiculous

im sorry, I dont know what your talking about, my penis gives me a reason to live

Feb 7 2006 9:26PM

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wdbo.

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thats the silliest thing ive ever heard

Feb 7 2006 9:32PM

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potatofarmer

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kindof random but whatev. this big round short fat kid that I work with got sacktapped twice in one day reallllll bad by guillermolongjon

Feb 7 2006 9:34PM

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skirbrt88

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Insane

wangs rock dude, they can do all kinds of cool stuff

Feb 7 2006 9:49PM

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Ryno

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Basement Dweller

i wish i had boobs

Feb 7 2006 9:50PM

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nickmcnutt

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yeah, but when they you beat them up, they spit on you.

Feb 7 2006 9:51PM

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Aenigma

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I don't know about you, but I'd take the occasional nuttage over giving birth.

Feb 7 2006 9:51PM

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fukeneh

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wise guy.

Feb 7 2006 9:51PM

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InfernoHits

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sometimes I wish I didn't have a penis when I get those involuntary boners in weird places. Like in class or on the train.

Feb 7 2006 9:52PM

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asac

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Feb 7 2006 9:54PM

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JazzyJ

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indeed.

Feb 7 2006 9:55PM

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nickmcnutt

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haha yeah, that sucks. or morning wood, when you want to go have a shower, but you have to wait untill it sbsides.

Feb 7 2006 9:56PM

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PimpDaddySkier

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its soo funny when you run down stairs naked and you hear your sack hittin yo leg

Feb 7 2006 9:57PM

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fukeneh

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who rides a train?

Feb 7 2006 9:58PM

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nickmcnutt

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he prolly means like a c-train or a subway train

Feb 7 2006 10:01PM

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hucker22

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amen. but a vadge would be cool to play with for a bit

Feb 7 2006 11:00PM

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JazzyJ

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nyc what what!

Feb 7 2006 11:04PM

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Mattman

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Post Whore

haha alex

Feb 7 2006 11:07PM

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Static

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Crazy Fool

why couldn't you take a shower with a boner?

Feb 7 2006 11:10PM

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nickmcnutt

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its the commute to the shower from my bedroom, past the living room, dining room, infront of my family im concerned about.

Feb 7 2006 11:12PM

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goodersdasbetterthanbutter

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Loner

i like penis

Feb 7 2006 11:12PM

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nickmcnutt

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in your ass

Feb 7 2006 11:15PM

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seemeski

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we had to watch a video of a woman giving birth, it was so scary.

Feb 7 2006 11:16PM

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Anathema

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i quite enjoy being the giver

Feb 7 2006 11:17PM

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fucked_edges

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hahaha i hear ya.

boobs are fun as hell, i was shaking my g/fs today, they are so fun to play with, i was having this conversation with her today actually hahaha

Feb 7 2006 11:27PM

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Deafboy

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girls "areas" do scary things every once in a while, that i would never want to have to deal with ever.
giving birth would be death.

Feb 7 2006 11:41PM

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therealshiznaz

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Dribble sucks as well, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make to not give birth

Feb 7 2006 11:41PM

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Peetri

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ya id definately way rather have a penis for 3 reasons:
1. not give birth
2. have to always be worried wherever you go that some random guy wants to rape you.
3. guys are better at everything except for makin dinner.

Feb 7 2006 11:46PM

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Dan.

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is that the video with the mexican lady who is like a hairy gazelle?? because i remember that video, it was fucking gross

Feb 8 2006 12:02AM

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chemicalski

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yeh and hucker,, why would you play around with something that bleeds regularly.

my blood free penis is just fine thanks.

Feb 8 2006 12:07AM

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stinkypoodangle

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Insane

i'll keep mine.

Feb 8 2006 12:42AM

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edmonton_skier

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learn how to sit like a man..

Feb 8 2006 12:56AM

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hucker22

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for a while i said. till it starts bleeding then i would trade back

Feb 8 2006 12:58AM

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OAK_TREE

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those are three solid reasons.

Feb 8 2006 1:00PM

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RideControl

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whoever did this fucking forums a fagget if i lost my dick i would have no reason to live.

Feb 8 2006 1:14PM

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burritos

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Wannabe

it would be sweet if it was detachable. you could just un screw it and leave it on the kitchen table when you werent using it, it would be like car keys

Feb 8 2006 1:14PM

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michaelbenson

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Pro

why dont u want a dick if u dont go get a fucking sex change fag

Feb 8 2006 1:17PM

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back_woods

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Insane

what if it got lost/stolen. UH-OH.

Feb 8 2006 1:27PM

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RideControl

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Loner

wow the thing bout the detachable dick was gay why would u want that unless ur gay and u wanna stick it in ur ass u fucking homo

Feb 8 2006 1:41PM

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Leckett

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Newb

hahaha yea its so akward getting boners when your swimming

Feb 8 2006 2:41PM

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hurrisun

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i shared this story uin the other thread about penises but since it was at the back i dont think many ppl saw so here it is again wat i am aobut to say has haunted me ever since it happened,
so im in my friends basement and i was pogo sticking around and i try to bust out a bar spin it goes half way around i land on the handle cut my sack and pretty much pop a ball i ran over to abed and lied down just waiting for the pain then it came worst nutting ever than i noticed the small wound and im prety sure a tear fell and i jsut lied on the bed gagging for about 30-45min but its all good it wasnt his fault

Feb 8 2006 4:14PM

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JeremyG77

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^i read that one i was starting the same thread but opposite

Feb 8 2006 5:24PM

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niels.

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dude ive definately heard a song about that. it was so funny. haha he like rented it out to someone but then lost it and all this shit. that was like a year ago. probly somewhere on limewire or something though. haha

Feb 8 2006 8:56PM

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