Replying to Clean freestyle battle

im goin 2 a mid-winter retreat w/ my church, and tha youth group i go w/ alwasy has tha most ppl there, and im alwasy in charge of tha music. for tha talent show, were all doin an "episode" of wild 'n out. i really need some help w/ tha "illest improvs" (skits) and tha wildstyle and tah end. if neone has a good freestyle appropriate for somethin like this, and it HAS to be funny, hit me up plz. also if neone has ne funny ideas for some of tha skits, it would be great help, too. thnx 4ever