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Clean freestyle battle

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DeakleMatter
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im goin 2 a mid-winter retreat w/ my church, and tha youth group i go w/ alwasy has tha most ppl there, and im alwasy in charge of tha music. for tha talent show, were all doin an "episode" of wild 'n out. i really need some help w/ tha "illest improvs" (skits) and tha wildstyle and tah end. if neone has a good freestyle appropriate for somethin like this, and it HAS to be funny, hit me up plz. also if neone has ne funny ideas for some of tha skits, it would be great help, too. thnx 4ever
Feb 7 2006 7:09PM
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hurrisun
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look for chris farley on SNL and do one of his skits they r always funny and easy to do a good one is motivational speaker
Feb 7 2006 7:17PM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
everyone through it up for a guy named JESUS!
He spent his life chillin' and tryin to PLEASE US!

If you love church put your hands in the air!
dont try to run cuz God is everywhere!

i you love god, then you are a winner!
if you love god, then don't be a sinner!

did you know smokin pot is blasphemy?
i guess thats a good thing, more hash for me!

if you are muslim or buddha this song aint for you!
and dont get me started about the jew!
Feb 7 2006 7:26PM
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DeakleMatter
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
^^^haha-i like that alot, but im lookin 4 more of a real freestyle (not to do w/ god entirely) and talkin crap bout tha other dude, but jus not cussin or talkin bout their dicks and stuff-lol

jus dumb stuff thats funny like this dude goin from my church is ripped, but hes like a stereotypical dumb jock so i want somethin like:

u kno ur buff like when ppl look at u,

but im lookin

and all i c is u cant tie ur shoes!!!
Feb 7 2006 7:34PM
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MitchPee
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having a clean freestyle battle is like having a black guy on welfare...it just doesn't work
Feb 7 2006 7:35PM
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lamp
Posts: 3486 - Karma: 44
learn to spell
Feb 7 2006 7:38PM
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DeakleMatter
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
they do it on wild n out....its not perfect, but it can work. if u dont think its gonna work, dont waste ur time plz-i jus asked 4 ideas-im not holdn a gun to neones head. thanks
Feb 7 2006 7:40PM
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