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YEAH! I WON NEW SKIS!

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skiierman
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Dave Crichton pro models... Letter of the month baby, check it out.
Feb 6 2006 6:19PM
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nickmcnutt
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how? in a comp?
Feb 6 2006 6:19PM
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Jwenz
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fuck you scott
Feb 6 2006 6:20PM
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spere
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haha, i liked that letter
Feb 6 2006 6:20PM
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fs04leoaksfny
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Lucky fuck lol
Feb 6 2006 6:21PM
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attitashfreestyle29
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yeah that was a good letter
Feb 6 2006 6:22PM
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ski8990
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oh yeah? well two years ago I won a brand new pair of SWEET mountain dew skis at the stowe rail jam. I am still trying to sell them, so if anyone wants some cheap skis I will sell them to you for say...35 dollars?
Feb 6 2006 6:22PM
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Girays_Brother
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haha you lucky fuck, that letter made me laugh
Feb 6 2006 6:22PM
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nickmcnutt
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nevermind, i get it now
Feb 6 2006 6:22PM
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sugarloaf
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post the letter!!!!!!!!!
Feb 6 2006 6:23PM
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Jwenz
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i concure
Feb 6 2006 6:24PM
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thejackal1177
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i concure also
Feb 6 2006 6:25PM
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bsmith01
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have any pics?
Feb 6 2006 6:26PM
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brennanmidwest
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was it the one about shittin ur pants?
Feb 6 2006 6:26PM
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dandoy
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TYPE THE CONTENTS OF THE LETTER IN THIS THREAD!
Feb 6 2006 6:27PM
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skiierman
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I'm an average 18-year-old skier who enjoys reading a ski magazine just like any other kid. But never has a ski magazine cost me so dearly as your Freeskier did just a few hours ago.
Feb 6 2006 6:27PM
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scofield
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whaaat. i was reading that today and was like "lucky fucker.. wonder if he's on NS" and it was you scotty boy
Feb 6 2006 6:28PM
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dandoy
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You got free skis for that?
Feb 6 2006 6:28PM
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sKILOve07
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fuck yeah! nice job.
Feb 6 2006 6:37PM
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skiierman
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Oops, here's the rest.

I just finished easting a late night snack of a chicken drumstick and a hearty glass of refreshing milk. Nothing better. Or so I thought, oblivious to the fact that my body was rushing that deadly combination of cold milk and microwave re-heated dark meat chicken through my body faster than Boyd to the Venice Beach strip after buying a new pair of roller skates. The seriousness of the situation didn't set in until it was "go" time. Leaving nothing to chance I rean straight for the bathroom.
Lights on, door slammed and locked, fan turned on, pants dropped, reachin for the latest Free... Wait, where the Hell is my Freeskier? Without thought I pulled my pants back on (not enough time to zip and button them back up) opened the door, ran into one room then another. No luck. There was little time left, I needed to find that magazine and needed to find it FAST. Less than a minute later I found it! The oh so beautiful photo annual issue of Freeskier magazine. Running as fast as I could back into the bathroom, repeating the process almost to a tee as done just moments earlier, I sat down on the toilet to reveal something so utterly disgusting it made my stomach churn and my heart drop. The little brown messenger in my boxers has informed me that I didn't make it in time. I had shat myself.
Now I don't know if you have ever shat yourself but it really isn't pleasant and it ruins a good pair of boxers. But this pair of boxers is to you Freeskier. This pair of boxers is to you and your wonderful magazine that gives me hours of joy on and off the can. Once again, thank you and keep up the amazing work.
Feb 6 2006 6:38PM
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FUUUCK
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thats it...
Feb 6 2006 6:38PM
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617jibber
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good job,what size did you win
Feb 6 2006 6:39PM
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montageskier
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read right above your post.
Feb 6 2006 6:41PM
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freestyleskiin
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post a pic
Feb 6 2006 6:44PM
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Billiards.
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nice man!! I won some siver thing on here and apperantly my stuff is coming soon. But I still dont know what I won, its the one where you guess the siver winners. Anyone know?
Feb 6 2006 6:46PM
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Edward.
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oooo, so thats that thing that i read in the mag, FUCK YOU! LUCKY NIGGA
Feb 6 2006 6:57PM
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bp.lando
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hahah your the kid that shit yo paints!
Feb 6 2006 6:57PM
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skiierman
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Yes and it was the most meaningful shit of my life!
Feb 6 2006 6:58PM
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GarrettBrittain
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post a pic of the boxers
Feb 6 2006 7:04PM
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skiierman
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I tossed them after I took the dump.
Feb 6 2006 7:06PM
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=nick=
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good idea
Feb 6 2006 7:09PM
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foodisfun
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lol nice. you should've mailed them in a box to freeskier, to show your for real.
Feb 6 2006 7:22PM
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$tezzyStu
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haha thats dope, you traded apair of 5 dollar boxers for 400 scrilla skis
Feb 6 2006 7:29PM
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Melvs
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that's awesome man!!!
Feb 6 2006 7:31PM
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chapz
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youre so lucky, i want them
Feb 6 2006 7:34PM
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MrPantyDropper
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hahaha..you were the one who shit in his pants?
Feb 6 2006 7:45PM
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linds-o-rama
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wow. did that really happen or were you just trying to get free skis?
Feb 6 2006 7:48PM
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Jwenz
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yeah scotty boy give my the skis you just bought a week earlier hehe
Feb 6 2006 7:52PM
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4frntSkier
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dope
great letter haha
Feb 6 2006 8:13PM
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Daniel.
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He obviouisly made that shit up
Feb 6 2006 8:19PM
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foodisfun
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pun intended?
Feb 6 2006 8:41PM
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BillyGoteMan
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hahah yeah i saw that nice job man
Feb 6 2006 8:50PM
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hans_aschim
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That letter grossed me out because it was so believeable. It was well written too.
Feb 6 2006 8:55PM
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TMswitch06
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35 bucks?? pffft fuck ill buy em what do they look like, post a pic
Feb 6 2006 9:02PM
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DuncanK
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That was a classic letter
Feb 6 2006 9:40PM
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skiierman
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Don't believe me if you want but I've had worse things happen to me that you cannot even imagine. It happened, and it was amazing.
Feb 6 2006 10:01PM
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mski
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You have such writing talent my man! You should write FOR freeskier or martha stuart living! I would read more articles if they were like that.
Feb 6 2006 10:05PM
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ArmadaFreerider8
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I won some mtn dew skis and sold them for $125 on ebay
Feb 6 2006 10:12PM
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AttitashSkier
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me too
Feb 6 2006 10:22PM
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poncho
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thats so cool/nasty/amazing/shitty.
Feb 6 2006 10:39PM
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