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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
I used to go to church and i've talked to several friends and we've realized that there seems to be no hot girls who go to church. What's up with that? Is it like God wants you to pay attention in church?
Of course I didn't go to a Catholic church so maybe that's the problem.

on a sidenote: don't take political science in university for the girls, they're all fairly manly feminists who are all incredibly left-wing and all hate George Bush.

hopefully this isn't demeaning or anything

Feb 1 2003 3:35AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Yeah, similar things on the ski slopes too. All girls that actually jump in the park are ALWAYS hot.
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Feb 1 2003 3:38AM
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PhattTim
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yah it's weird over here. All skier chicks are ugly, snowboarder chicks are ALWAYS hot, there are hot chicks at church (a few) and you do political science just to look at the chicks.

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Feb 1 2003 5:39AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
No, you do art to look at the chicks.

Err... no, wait. Ahhhhhhhhhh... I get it, Tim you cheeky bastard.
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Feb 1 2003 6:50AM
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MacMahoooon
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Jodi is the protrait of innocence....there should be more girls like her

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Feb 1 2003 11:00AM
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PhattTim
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HAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA, Amen bro, amen

Jodi, do you remember that time you taught me and Matty and Stevie and lil Tay to take bras off? Yeah, that was funny, haha.

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#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
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Feb 1 2003 5:48PM
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ski_gurl
Posts: 102 - Karma: 10
ummm. I go to a private christian school!
Feb 1 2003 8:47PM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
i think that there are actually quite a few hot chicks that go to church, ive seen quite a few man, so im gonna disagree with you


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Feb 1 2003 9:54PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
ya dude there are some hot ladies at the church i go to but i go with my mom so there isn't much hope there hahaha...


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Feb 1 2003 11:37PM
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newbskier
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
God what church do you go too? Holy crap man i have some of the hottest chick that go to my church!!! God they are just beautiful. ANd one of the just happens to be my girlfriend!! ha ha ha ha
Feb 3 2003 1:59AM
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Ski-hobo
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church girls are good in bed
Feb 3 2003 2:01AM
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jarossamdb7
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around here most of the girls who go to church are fuckalishily hot! but why bother it is not like they would ever fuck you unless you were married to them or anything...
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Feb 3 2003 10:29PM
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Pipe_Munky
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i don't know what school you go to buddy but there are some pretty hot women takin political science at my school!




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Feb 3 2003 10:31PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
yeah, all the girls that go to my church are mad hot. On that note i wonder if anyone has ever done it in the confessional booth....oh shit, thats a good set up for child molesting minister comments.


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Feb 3 2003 10:58PM
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