The coroner plays the best the best character, funniest movie I have seen in a long time.
Heres what Joe rogan had to say about the movie...
"Grizzly Man" and death by horse cock.
Posted by Joe Rogan on Thu, Sep 22nd, 2005 06:51pm
I went to see one of the most unintentionally funny movies I’ve ever seen, a movie called
”Grizzly Man” about a dude named Timothy Treadwell that lived with wild grizzly bears in Alaska for 13 summers before they decided to eat him. The movie was made from all of this guy’s personal footage that he shot when he was chilling in the woods with the bears.
This dude was just hanging out with these giant monsters while they hunted for fish, fought over bear pussy, and even like the old saying goes, shit in the woods.
He was completely obsessed with these bears. He would talk to them, and tell them how much he loved them, while they mostly ignored him and searched for food.
One of the weirdest scenes in the movie was where he was watching this bear take a shit, and he runs up to the shit right after the bear wanders off, and he is just fucking fascinated by the pile. He starts rubbing it.
He just keeping repeating, “this came out of her butt!” Like it was a pile of diamonds or something. Yeah it came out of her butt, dude. It’s bear shit. That’s where it comes from.
I often wonder when I see people like this, (not that I see people playing with bear shit everyday, but you know what I mean) I think… who the fuck is hanging around with this guy? What are his friends like? What kind of lives do they have that they’re willing to spend their precious free time hanging out with this dude?
Because you know what? You might think that someone is fucking retarded and annoying, but I’m betting that retarded and annoying person has at least a few people in his life that are retarded and annoying enough to want to hang out with him.
See, that’s the thing about people, they always find someone to hang out with. We NEED it, or we go crazy. I mean, people need people so much, that one of the worst punishments that they can give you in prison, is to leave you alone in solitary confinement.
Can you imagine that? You’re trapped in a fucking cage with murderers and thieves, and the worst punishment they can give you, is to take you away from the murderers and thieves and leave you by yourself.
Think about that shit for a little bit.
Well, this guy had some friends, and they were just perfect. Right out of a fucking Cohen brothers script. You couldn’t write something better than these people. They just fit in like magic. His ex-“girlfriend” was one of my favorites. I use the word “girlfriend” in quotes because one of the things about the “grizzly man,” was that he was as gay as a room full of dicks.
He has this one hysterical rant in the movie where he’s walking along, asking the camera why he doesn’t do so well with the ladies.
Oh, I don’t know… maybe the fact that you live in the fucking wilderness with giant scary monsters? Chicks usually aren’t into that. That, and maybe the whole gay thing.
Generally, I think those are two things chicks like to avoid.
I mean think about it, ladies, if one of your friends called you up and said, “Hey, I want to set you up with this guy, he’s gay, and he lives in the woods with scary monsters.”
You would have to start questioning whether or not that person is really your friend, wouldn’t you?
Anyway, this dude just goes on and on about how he wishes he was gay, because then it would be so much easier to hook up, and how gay dudes have it made.
The guy was obviously pretty unhappy, and the end of his life was really suicide by bear. He stayed in Alaska past the summer when most of the bears that he was familiar with were hibernating, and the only bears wandering around were the older, hungrier bears that he had repeatedly stated were the most dangerous. He even told his ex that he thought maybe it would be better if he died, because then his work would get the attention it deserved.
I guess in that sense, mission accomplished.
It’s a very entertaining movie, and I highly recommend it. Sacrifice the sacred plant to the fire gods and see that shit.