Replying to The rules of freeskiing
ok as we all know freesking has tons of rules that we MUST obey. if we do not we will be mocked on this site by kids that we dont know. and that will probably ruin our lives forever.
The rules:
1-you must hate racers. we hate them because the strict rules they go by are not the strict rules we go by
2-you must have tall skis. the taller the better. even if shorter skis are better for half pipe you must get taller ones that are past your ability level. because it makes you look like a good skier.
3-you must be able to do big spins or you will be made fun of. but you can under no surcumstance like big spins. you must prefer a 180 or 360. maximum 540
4-you must wear fashionable clothing, and have the latest gear. and you cannot wear stuff that only you think is cool. your outfit must have been worn by a pro or deemed cool by the 13 year olds on this site.
5-If you ski just to have fun. you are not a freeskier. you must ski to look cool
6-If it is possible you must make fun or "OWN" a fellow skier in thread, on the hill, or on the sidewalk
7-you must have more to you than just skiing. I have made a list of additions to your skiier image you can choose from:
-pothead
-Audiophile
-Pothead
-Rockstar
-pothead
-Cool know it all
there are more and I will add some. the rules are all around this website if there are some that you see feal free to add them. or feel free to follow rule number 6
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