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$70 liquor checklist

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fourdskate
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me and my friend are pitching in 70 dolla on a liquor run tomorrow because my friend found his fake again. so we were thinking we'd get a case of corona, some alize gold and a fifth of captain, but i'm open to suggestions. he doesn't want to buy cheap 30 packs either, i already asked. so no natty ice or keystone.
Feb 2 2006 2:26PM
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-nija-
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buy 2/5 of henessy, or a 1/5 of henessy XO.
Feb 2 2006 2:27PM
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yeti
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wtf is a fifth. Fucking americans.

Jack. Nothing but Jack.
Feb 2 2006 2:29PM
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spere
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i spent $100 on 4 fifths of smirnoff and 4 fifths of bacardi. it was an awesome month
Feb 2 2006 2:29PM
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Calb3rt
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personally i lover jager bombs they taste like bubblegum to me
Feb 2 2006 2:29PM
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japanada
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id say FUCK corona, thats for dirty mexicans, and get a handle of smiroff raspberry and another handle of Capitan and a bottle of Jager and some monster/red bull and have yourself a couple fun nights.
Feb 2 2006 2:31PM
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spyder1
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TEXAS MICKEY!!!!
that will get you and your buddies nicely drunk.
Feb 2 2006 2:32PM
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yeti
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d00d... a bill a month? Good god i buy that much hooch in a week.
Feb 2 2006 2:33PM
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fourdskate
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well i do live in new mexico, so dirty mexicans pretty much camp out in my front yard. i hate smirnoff raspberry and i'm trying to avoid vodka.
Feb 2 2006 2:33PM
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-nija-
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1/5=750mL
Feb 2 2006 2:34PM
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yeti
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so it's a 26r. Makes sense.
Feb 2 2006 2:34PM
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japanada
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hummm, i feel sorry for you then, about the mexicans and all. if you are set on the corona then go for some jose currevo too.
Feb 2 2006 2:34PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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dude if you only have 70 bucks don't be buying the captain... come on now, conserve the spending dude.
Feb 2 2006 2:37PM
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SchweitzerSki
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vodka. vodka is a drink of mortals among Gods. drink vodka. now. today
Feb 2 2006 2:39PM
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shrEddie
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buy like 50 40's of colt 45
Feb 2 2006 2:40PM
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SchweitzerSki
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vodka
Feb 2 2006 2:41PM
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whattheshit
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jack.

infact, im holding a bottle of jack as i type. a 26er none the less.

and be a man, don't mix. do straight shots. i love it so much. its like bottled rage. awesome.
Feb 2 2006 2:45PM
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fourdskate
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i drink the captain straight, that's why i dig it. and it's only 20 bucks for a fifth anyway, it's not expensive.
Feb 2 2006 2:49PM
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Apple
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My advice is to look through the store and find out which alcohol has the most volume, highest alcohol precent and lowest price... then buy a shitload of that.

Its always about whats cheepest. Espically if you only have 70 bucks.
Feb 2 2006 2:54PM
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Jib_This
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I believe Colt 45 wins that one. At least it did the last time my friends and I did the math. But it tastes like shit, so, ya.

$70 worth of Jaeger could get you pretty fucked. Jaeger and JD. Perfect. Don't be a bitch, mix the two and drink it.
Feb 2 2006 2:56PM
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japanada
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good idea, just get a bottle of everclear or 151.
Feb 2 2006 2:58PM
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Calb3rt
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or some monarch. the natives here drink that shit like water
Feb 2 2006 3:00PM
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sconniestyle
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right? and i work at a bar so i get half my drinks for free.
Feb 2 2006 3:00PM
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gambino500014
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pussies
Feb 2 2006 3:00PM
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yeti
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i dont give a shit if you pay for one out of a hundred drinks...your drinking problem is still nothing compared to mine.
Feb 2 2006 3:02PM
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ronalddregan.
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28 40's of mickeys
Feb 2 2006 3:02PM
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rippinbumpskier
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my old buddy jd and my freind the captain
Feb 2 2006 3:05PM
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whattheshit
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i punch ou in the face
Feb 2 2006 3:08PM
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DunDunDun
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GUINESS
Feb 2 2006 3:08PM
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japanada
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what is all this 1/5 4/5 shit that every one is saying.
Feb 2 2006 3:10PM
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Elife
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one of the first parties i had at my house (i was probably 16) I went on a monster spree with a friend of mine and her fake.
1 bottle of perrier jouet champagne
2 different kinds of absolute (vanilla and 100 proof)
1 handle of raspberry smirnoff
1 bottle of bacardi limon
1 botte of cuervo especial
A few twelves of bbw and some bitch beer

We had booze for like 2 months
Feb 2 2006 3:28PM
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midwest_rep
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In all honesty, if I had $70 to spend on liquor, I would buy as many cases of cheap beer as I could. I would go to the nearest liquor store and buy tons of cases of whatever beer was on sale, doesnt matter the brand. I love beer so much, I drink 2 a night and its all I look forward to after 6pm. In fact, I'm going to go get one right now. I have....Coors Light right now, sweet.
Feb 2 2006 3:37PM
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Sharpy
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just get bottles of Dom Perignon and Johnnie Walker blue label. gotta chase the blue label with some champagne to be a true baller.
Feb 2 2006 3:39PM
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duhamelski
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my list of essentials:
jagger
bacardi gold
captian morgan (for after your already too faded to taste)(i'm a pussy with taste)
smirnoff (no flavored shit, thats for chicks)
corrona
Feb 2 2006 3:56PM
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jib-unit00
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i hope someone says popov
Feb 2 2006 3:59PM
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TMswitch06
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alright if I had $70 to get alcohal I'd probably go all out cuz I'm broke as a joke and usually drink keystone and maybe some captain every weekend..
- get like a sixer of Guiness to sip on
- get a bottle of jameson or goldschlager
- then get some decent beer like bud light to play pong
Feb 2 2006 4:03PM
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fourdskate
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we are playing beer pong at the party friday night, so maybe i'll get PBR or something
Feb 2 2006 4:05PM
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fappy
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absinthe! everclear!
Feb 2 2006 4:05PM
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EC-Tom
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bottle of jager and a handle of grey goose.
Feb 2 2006 4:06PM
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hucker22
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grey goose nigga
Feb 2 2006 4:09PM
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wang_bong
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here we drink taaka vodka. a handle is about $7.50, but it tastes like shit, yet it gets you drunk fast.

but if it was up to me, i'd just get as much beer as you can get
Feb 2 2006 4:10PM
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Dr.Barq
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get some jaggermeister and red bull, and some captain and cranberry juice, thats where its at

any one else drink captain and cranberry, if you havent you should cause its amazing
Feb 2 2006 4:25PM
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BeerGoggles
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as people have been saying, get some jack or jagger and do straight shots.

Or else do Canadian Club and gingerale and get crazy rowdy
Feb 2 2006 4:31PM
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PoleySkier
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that will fuck you up
Feb 2 2006 4:33PM
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BeerGoggles
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Or else get a 2L bottle of Cranberry juic, drink half and fill the rest with vodka. Crunk Barrel!
Feb 2 2006 4:33PM
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Xave
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yeah but if youre a poet, its the best shit for inspiration
Feb 2 2006 4:35PM
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PoleySkier
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hahah
Feb 2 2006 4:39PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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sister telling the truth
Feb 2 2006 4:40PM
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gnay
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madd beer and apple pucker becuase it iss sooo dank
Feb 2 2006 5:14PM
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k2yeags
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1 Gallon of Everclear!
Feb 2 2006 5:14PM
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japanada
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That is a lot of fucked up ness!!
Feb 2 2006 5:48PM
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