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So who wheres a CUP when skiing rails?
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I don't, but maybe I should.
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just be very confident, i always focus when skiing up to a sakable rail. Youmight wear hockey pants to, thatll help stop hip bruising
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get balls of steel, then it wont hurt
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it doesnt make that much of a difference
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It would maybe help if the rail stood up and kicked you square in the nutz from straight on, but a cup won't do shit if you nut on the top of the rail
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I've only nutted once, first try on a battle ship. Its usually enough inspiration to not fuck it up again.
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Just wear super bagg pants, seriously....
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I dunno I havent nutted myself in a while, just don't let the legs spread
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ill slide your rail your rail if you slide mine
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its gonna happen, just hope that it only happens a couple times per season and bear the pain
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just get a fucking sex change
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what the fuck would a cup do, seriousy unless there is a mad up kink at the end your sack shoudl be fine, its the Gooch that fuckign kills you, ive only done it once and it was doing urban so yeah it hurt like fuck but a cup wouldnt have helped.
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just think about this. if u fall, try to fall backwards or forwards, that way u dont get nutted
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i think wearing a cup is pointless unless you wear it on the outside of your pants so everyone knows your wearing one
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just try to keep both your skis on the same side of the rail.........
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i was gona say, like its meant to protect from frontal shots, not really from your whole body weight from underneath
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if your a pussy you dont need a cup
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i think they should make a under pants type thing that has padding on your nuts and the area between ur ass and your balls
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i believe its called a "chode"
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a choad is a short fat stubby cock......i call the area between the butthole and the sack either the sandbar,grundle, or taint any of those work
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A cup wouldnt protect you from rails anyway. They only protect you from blow from the front. You'd only get your balls squished between the cup and the rail.
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cups are for men with no penises to begin with
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damn strait, i call it gootching myself now- i never get my nuts, happened to me last sunday.
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IF you make sure you commit and turn your ass all the way you wont nut, but you might eat shit
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I'm kind of fond of the "ABC" (ass ball connection)
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tuck your nuts between your legs, I believe its called a mangina
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just lean back so you fall more on your ass than on your balls
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now while we are on the topic of cups, i need to tell a hilarious story.
So last year, for gym class, my mexican gym teacher had a student teacher. He was from a local college, and wanted to become a gym teacher once he left college. It was like his internship there for the second semester. He basically taught the class. But anyways, one day we were running outside, and we stopped and were all in like a circle stretching. We were talking with our student teacher about karate, and how hes like a millionth degree black belt. Some one asked what if you get kicked in the balls. The girls in our class kinda got grossed out, but they were in for an even grosser thing. Our teacher then began telling us a story of how not to wear spandex shorts under karate uniforms, while wearing a cup. He said that one guy was going up for a kick, another guy tried to kick him in the stomach, but got his foot right in his cup, and the cup sliced through his sack. One of his balls was rolling down his leg, and he said that blood was everywhere. They immeaditly put his ball on ice, and tried to stop the bleeding. They took him to the hospital, sewed it back on. Quite a funny thing for a teacher to say during a class.
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Good call, thats my style.
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i agree dont be a pussy. just make sure you dont fuck up your back like i did
good luck you CUP wearn puss
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i dont do any rails that are crazy enough to nut myself on painfully
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id rather hurt my gooch than kill my kids
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i have never nutted, and i dont plan to so i just dont think abut it and try to land rails
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HOLY SHIT THAT IS GNAR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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thought about it but never put the plan into motion
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i believe it would be called burton impact shorts
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BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
what a badass
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a cup will help if you fall forward and are parrallel with the rail, but otherwise it wont do shit. as long as its not hangin near ur gooch ur good
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i thought for sure i can was gonna nut first time i did a battleship, i was kind of scared of ripping my scrotum to tiny little bits but i laced it.
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yea i dont wear a cup when i play goalie in lacrosse, i dont think ill be on skis either
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