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I dont ski for jesus

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9TH_SPOHR

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Loner

ok im see such a gay trend right now in snowboarding and now im seeing skiers with jesus and i ride for jesus stickers on there boards and skis so i went to my local graphic studio and had them make me satan and i ski for satan decals. thats how we role up here in truckee

Feb 1 2006 5:18PM

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Polar_Bear

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Pro

Fuck that shit. Ski For yourself

Feb 17 2006 4:45PM

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STAUSS

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Crazy Fool

i like the idea

Feb 17 2006 4:58PM

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crazyfuck

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No Life

he's a 6-time karate world champion. in other words, he can kill you simply by thinking about you.

they aren't "jokes", as you are implying- they're facts and if you don't believe those facts, you're going to receive one roundhouse kick to the face.

Feb 17 2006 7:35PM

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redpointist

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Insane

Fuck man, if you ski for Jesus you can huck 250ft.+ cliffs onto rocks and be cool. Try it some time.

Because Jesus see's that youre dedicating such a selfless activity like skiing on his behalf. I mean, cause skiing for Jesus is totally as selfless and inspiring as starting a free clinic or donating to the poor and shit.

Feb 17 2006 7:58PM

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redpointist

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Insane

and in that case why did you reply to this comment?

Feb 19 2006 6:18AM

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Stryken

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Insane

I would find it much more humorous if instead of putting I ride for Satan if you just put "I don't ski for jesus."

Feb 19 2006 3:51PM

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tomc51

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Ridiculous

ill have to answer your question with another question How many abidiginals do you see skiing?

Feb 19 2006 6:55PM

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9TH_SPOHR

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Loner

i love this thread it has the devel,god, iron maiden,and chuck norris all 4 of the original super freinds

Feb 20 2006 1:12AM

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Schoening

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Crazy Fool

hahahahahha

Feb 20 2006 1:15AM

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XxLibertYxX

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Insane

At some point in half of the kids on this website life they will grow up and stop acting like there 13 and become a little more mature. I really do feel sorry for people who disrespect other peoples beliefs...

Feb 20 2006 4:12AM

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