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kandyapple86
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
i wanna know the lamest ways youve been dumped...or the meanest, or just ideas of how to dump someone.

im not dumping anyone, im just curious :]
Feb 1 2006 10:42AM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
give her an STD, that'll do the job
Feb 1 2006 10:44AM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
the girl made out with some fat 12th grader and then i said screw it and then we were done
Feb 1 2006 10:44AM
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HombreDeHuevos
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 10
i took a dump into an envelope and mailed it to her

she got DUMPED
Feb 1 2006 10:46AM
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w.dub.c
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
got her friend to do it for her on the phone
Feb 1 2006 10:54AM
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ninjea
Posts: 2083 - Karma: 28
sent me an SMS
Feb 1 2006 11:14AM
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tay03usa
Posts: 542 - Karma: 11
busted in her eye and the next day i dumped her
Feb 1 2006 11:17AM
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Snubluck
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 11
The worst way is in an email, then block the email adress...it's just low.
Feb 1 2006 11:20AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
online after being with her for like 6 hours right b4 that
Feb 1 2006 2:09PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I busted her mailbox with a baseball bat, and wrote, "Bitch, it's over!" in gas on her lawn, and lit it on fire, then called her and told her to look out the window, and I mooned her
Feb 1 2006 2:12PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
haha umm he just did it to my face but then i guess him and his best friend had a bet going, it was only monopoly money about how long he could hold out before dumping me, but made me sad for a minute haha

god i miss 7th grade ... and stupid stuff like that
Feb 1 2006 2:14PM
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tahoeskier170
Posts: 384 - Karma: 10
i did it over spkr phn once with all my friends in the backround yellin and shit. then i shut the phn (it was a flip phn) but it didnt disconect and i started screaming "IM SINGLE AGAIN FUCK YA" and she was still on the line. ya it was kinda mean. another one (never happened to me) is where u set it up so they catch u cheating on them with some1. thatd suck
Feb 1 2006 2:15PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
haha, my friend broke up with a chick by doing doughnuts on her lawn with a 4-wheeler
Feb 1 2006 2:16PM
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tahoeskier170
Posts: 384 - Karma: 10
hahahaha thats great
Feb 1 2006 2:17PM
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--Binger--
Posts: 724 - Karma: 10
hahahahhahaha this guys def had the best idea
Feb 1 2006 2:29PM
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tahoeskier170
Posts: 384 - Karma: 10
jesus watd she mustuve relly pissed u off. thats sick tho. u shuld of shit on her porch too
Feb 1 2006 2:42PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
dude thats just mean
Feb 1 2006 2:47PM
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skiwoj
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 52
that exact same thing happend to me once
Feb 1 2006 2:49PM
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Mr.Bob_Dobalina
Posts: 2442 - Karma: 36
you have to use the word bitch at least once, be like, "bitch, im fucking done with you" (you could add antoher 'bitch" in there for effect)
Feb 1 2006 2:50PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
i burnt a cd for a former gf that had the " i dont want you back" song on it liek eamane or whatever. well later i claled her and told her to get to that songs number like 6 or somthin and then hugn up.

ddi it for a friend once, me and caleb called her over and said " you've offically been dumped" and poped her shirt over her shoulders it was pretty good
Feb 1 2006 3:00PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
just tell them you saw them cheating on you but whne actaully you didnt. thats harsh tho
Feb 1 2006 5:13PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
a girl got my best friend to do it for me. fuck grade nine girls.
and since he was my best freind. he did it in the form of a joke infront of 5 of my other freinds. that whore
Feb 1 2006 5:16PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
Mmmmm both classics drew.
Feb 1 2006 6:39PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
this doesnt realate to getting fumped but it does for revenge and shit...

ok so my bro's at college (U of M)and his truck gets egged. so he found out who it was. then one night he broke into there house and left a huge pile of dog shit on the table and counter
Feb 1 2006 6:45PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
your brother had some "issues"
Feb 1 2006 6:53PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
^yeah, but not those kind of issues....like drug issues
Feb 1 2006 7:03PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
her friend emailed me. good old grade 8 haha.
Feb 1 2006 7:10PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
just giver....dont beat around the bush
Feb 1 2006 7:58PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,966
haah yeah, the classic 6th grade move
Feb 1 2006 7:59PM
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B-Hops
Posts: 161 - Karma: 10
my one friend changed the voice mail message on his phone to say, "I'm done with you bitch" so she would hear it when she called him.
Feb 1 2006 8:02PM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
didnt hapen to me me but my mate sent a text msg to his 2 yr running gf on new yrs at like 11:00 calling it quits
Feb 1 2006 8:46PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
hahaah good new years resolution!
Feb 1 2006 8:52PM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
ya man she was pissed off. so she went and fucked the guy that my friend has been in competition wid for pretty much his whole life ahaha that shit backfired
Feb 1 2006 11:13PM
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rockymountainmilitia
Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
did anybody else catch this? Your a slut. He busted on your face in grade 7. Holy shit.

Anyways my ex girlfriend back in grade 11. called me on speaker phone from a party with everyone listening. it was brutal. Everyone thought she was a bitch after that and I got special treatment for being treated like dirt.
Feb 2 2006 7:12AM
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AFEATHERSTONE
Posts: 438 - Karma: 199
On her home answering machine. Her mom got it and got super pissed at me and hated me ever since.
Feb 2 2006 7:49AM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
I've personally never been dumped, but I got back from being away all summer came home, my girlfriend of two years online and I dumped her without seeing her or giving a reason. That seemed kind of mean
Feb 2 2006 8:03AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
my ex cheated on me while i was in intensive care, then broke up with me when i was back home saying that he wanted me to have some "me time" then i found out he cheated on me while i was in the damn hospital damn near close to dying.
Feb 2 2006 8:28AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,720
hahahaha thats good!
Feb 2 2006 8:37AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
well my latest one just i got a phone call saying i think its over call me if u want to change that. i talked to her the next day and everytime we hung out to talk about stuff i would get wasted and just yell about stuff i didnt have the guts to really tell her. so its official over as of last night...and i was hungover today so that wasnt a good start to my single life
Feb 2 2006 8:40AM
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RWalker
Posts: 384 - Karma: 11
haha
Feb 2 2006 9:35AM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
uhh... sure? but we ended up dating like 2 more times after that. How am i a slut?
Feb 2 2006 9:46AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
7th grade??? come on now, in seventh grade i thought you could get STDs from giving handjobs. and it took like 5 months of """"GOING OUT"""" for my boyfriend to convince me to let him up my shirt.
Feb 2 2006 9:50AM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
fucking idiot, thats not what she meant at all.
and making total assumptions about people and then throwing some witty and lame insult at them is the fucking stupidest thing you can do over internet. god.
Feb 2 2006 9:58AM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
say i think we should be friends, its not me its YOU!! bitch
Feb 2 2006 10:13AM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
haha my frind dumped his gf on her birthday, and on the day of a school dance.
but yeah e-mails, and when they get someone to do it for them is terrible.
Feb 2 2006 11:38AM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
i dumped a gf in grade 6 on the lst doy of elementary school? it was ok.

my friend made me dump his gf when he was walking right next to me
Feb 2 2006 12:00PM
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rockymountainmilitia
Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
shut the fuck up you deaf bitch.
Feb 2 2006 12:19PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147
purposly get aids then bang her. The next moring wake up early and write on the wall "fuck you bitch, welcome to the world of AIDS"
Feb 2 2006 2:49PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
in 7th grade she asked for my email but i didnt have one so she sent me an IM message saying it and then she signed off. i didnt care though, she was ugly
Feb 2 2006 3:35PM
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tahoeskier170
Posts: 384 - Karma: 10
thats low. ur in fukin intensive care. at least he didnt dump u while u wer in intensive care
Feb 2 2006 6:37PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
i did that to some girl in my grade that is a bitch
Feb 2 2006 6:50PM
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