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Skiing according to ESPN

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Jibtech
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ESPN has spoken, giving us definitive answers to often debated topics on this message board (find them in the big air slide show)

1. Poles are gay
2. Skiboarding is gay (so gay infact they won't admit that it was once an X games event)
3. Candide is infact a Cat out the window


everyone flame everyone about this shit now.

GO!

Jan 31 2006 11:57AM
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lyndon
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BLAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOGGGGATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYWTTTTTTTTTT


























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Jan 31 2006 11:58AM
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Edward.
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thats kind of gay that they think that, but its also gay that you made this thread
Jan 31 2006 11:58AM
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Jibtech
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well you lick shit out of a donkey ass and I dont' say anthing to anyone about that, so get fucked.
Jan 31 2006 11:59AM
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Edward.
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been there, done that
Jan 31 2006 12:00PM
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Edward.
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so dont say anything about it
Jan 31 2006 12:00PM
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Jibtech
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thats what I'm fucking saying douche bag... you do that, and I don't make a fuss about it so I' don't appreciate you calling me gay out in public like that.

so fuck a duck
Jan 31 2006 12:02PM
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renojames
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You forgot to mention that Gagnier has a thing for hot sauce and shaving cream, and taht switch double backs are gay unless your DINs are all the way up.
Jan 31 2006 12:07PM
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JTK
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yeah that snowlerblading comment was retarded... espn hyped skiboarding more than skiing in xgames 1-3 or until they got rid of it.
Jan 31 2006 12:08PM
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JTK
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"Hello, T.J. Schiller. Don't you realize that ski poles are only used as dowsing rods now?"

"It's a good thing snollerblading was never added to the X Games. Charles Gagnier's glad we missed that boat. His switch 10 is, too."

please expn tell us more
Jan 31 2006 12:09PM
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Melvs
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I actually saw ESPN making out with Fox News behind the dumpster after school today... It was pretty gross, cause ESPN kept grabbing Fox's ass and shit.
Jan 31 2006 12:10PM
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J.D.
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I'm sort of wondering if they're trying to imply that Charles' skiing looks like skiboarding. If they are they're doing it really indirectly and vaguely.
Jan 31 2006 12:11PM
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Kev
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whatever. espn wants shaun whites dick up there ass, and are loving it.


Anything according to espn isn;t worth mine our your time.
Jan 31 2006 12:18PM
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estaked
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i kinda thought the exact same thing esp. after last yr he a 1 footer... idk
Jan 31 2006 12:18PM
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Dan-Man
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espn
Jan 31 2006 12:24PM
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J.D.
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Possibly the best comment I read on the EXPN forums there was some guy saying that ESPN is too busy sucking Mountain Dew's Xtreme cock to have any idea what's going on in any sport they're covering.
Jan 31 2006 12:28PM
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chapz
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espn is so fucking gay
Jan 31 2006 12:33PM
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BillyGoteMan
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Don't forget Kumho, who reminds us to "X-Press" ourselves with crappy advertisements.
Jan 31 2006 12:34PM
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C-Burg
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my sig says it all
Jan 31 2006 12:38PM
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-benedetto
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the slopestyle was going to be sick though
Jan 31 2006 12:41PM
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KillerMonkey
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Sal masekala pisses me off, he is so fucking corny, The announcers are gay and so are the judges.
Jan 31 2006 12:42PM
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mski
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Melvs that wasnt fox its was lifetime channel...represented by chuck norris, who was not grabbing ass but making minced meat of it...
Jan 31 2006 12:50PM
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Melvs
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nah, dude, I got a pretty good look, it was definity Fox News.

And to think, they make fun of gays so much... shame.. shame on them.
Jan 31 2006 1:39PM
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Frza
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Atleat we have one good thing to cheer ESPN on.
Jan 31 2006 1:40PM
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Melvs
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I was talking about Fox...
Jan 31 2006 1:54PM
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Frza
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even better, a politcal channel.
Jan 31 2006 1:59PM
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FUUUCK
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aaaaaaaarrrrrghhhhhh

i want to see a slopstyle contest!!!
Jan 31 2006 2:07PM
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