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Greatest Simpson Lines

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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
Post your favorite simpsons quotes.

Moe 'Hello, yeah I'd like to arrange for an escort please, to where? How about orgasmville ya du..Hello?
Jan 28 2003 2:49AM
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bcboy
Posts: 719 - Karma: 9
Florda you mean America's wang




Steeze its whats for dinner

Feb 7 2005 5:09PM
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rodadeaco
Posts: 1054 - Karma: 10
Ralph: This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed in the deep end.

big whoop wanna fight about it?
Feb 7 2005 5:33PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
ralph- thats my sandbox... but im not allowed in the deep end
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SPECIAL SKILLS: Can be blown away by a shotgun at close range without dying
Feb 7 2005 6:09PM
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MakeItHappen
Posts: 74 - Karma: 10
Everything is coming up Millhouse!!!
Feb 8 2005 10:16AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13082 - Karma: 18,719
Homer:Are you Strawberry?
Strawberry:yes
Homer:Are you better than me?
Strawberry:I don't know you so...yes!


Responsability,what's that?
Feb 8 2005 1:32PM
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Planky
Posts: 144 - Karma: 10
Meat promotional video

(They walk out of slaughter house)
Troy McClure: 'Gettin hungry jimmy?'
Jimmy: 'Mr. McClure, i have a crazy friend who says eating meat is wrong, is he crazy?'
Troy McClure: 'No just ingorant!'
Feb 8 2005 3:48PM
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Lebbo
Posts: 1258 - Karma: 6
Nelson: 'He said smell you later but he never smelled me again'

Mark: 'Timo how do you sleep in Finland when it's light all day long?'
Timo (Fireside Lodge pimp) 'You just close your eyes'

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Feb 8 2005 10:33PM
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P-Fitty
Posts: 829 - Karma: 287
mage; i dont want to snuggle with max power
max power(homer); u dont snuggle with max power u strap in and feel the gs
~ JIBBERIFIC~
Feb 8 2005 11:10PM
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SnowKristaL
Posts: 637 - Karma: 15
Principle Skinner and Mrs Kerbople were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me... ~Ralph.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Feb 9 2005 2:11PM
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Tr_Hucker_1080
Posts: 117 - Karma: 40
Homer-
'OOO!They have the internet on computers now!'
'HUH! computers can do that?!?!'
Ralph-
'I bent my wookie'
Feb 9 2005 2:35PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
homer- (while he is helping out children) im not doing it for glory or fame but for that stairway to heaven that jesus sang of.
Ned- Homer, that was Led Zeppelin
homer- Get back to your bong hippie
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-joe
Feb 9 2005 6:05PM
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skiguy
Posts: 54 - Karma: 10
moe - that thing can flash fry a buffalo in 60 seconds
homer - 60 seconds..... but i want it now....
Feb 11 2005 5:51PM
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
let the fools have their tar-tar sauce - burns
go bannana! and just about everything else ralph says and professor frink too

Strike 3
Feb 13 2005 10:00PM
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boeski
Posts: 406 - Karma: 19
'I saw mr. skinner and miss krabople in the closet and they were making babies and i saw one of the babies and it looked at me.' ralph
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Feb 14 2005 1:08AM
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Chummer3
Posts: 599 - Karma: 9
'I told the guard I was going out for a smoke and I totally stabbed him' - Snake
Feb 14 2005 11:17AM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
Homer: 'I Got a crayon in my Brain'(pointing to his stomach'
Nurse Person who is in to many epsoides: 'Yes'(moves homers finger to his head)




Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass


I AM CANADIAN!!!
Feb 14 2005 9:51PM
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