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Trick that gets the chicks
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on my many days of sking and snowboarding i have realized that there is one trick that ALWAYS gets the ladies. approach the jump with modertate speed. Do a spread Eagle and tweak it to the hottest girl in the vacinity. If you do it just right and pull your legs up sheell be all over you. If you dont believe me you can ask my cousin Rey Rey.
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yeah, backflips seem to impress people most
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if youdo the guns to a chick while jibbing it works
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I thought you had something good to say. Oh wait i forgot, your an idiot
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When I see a chick I would like to ICE I say hi.
SYKE
I'm gay.
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no it's the faster you spin and the more you cross your skis, that's what the ladies like
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It´s all about the moose;D. you know when you do a spread eagle and put your poles on your head like a moose;D
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I actually just had a convorsation with a girl about this issue. She says that when someone does something insane, like a lincon or a rodeo, despite the fact that she has no idea what it is it is a HUGE turn on. She said that it can make ugly guys worth getting with because he is really impressive in that aspect. If hes getting props from his boys then it makes the girl in question feel as though she has snagged something special.
Long story short: Go inverted and you'll fuck like a rabbit.
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yeah i tried that...
not so good
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Girls love cab 1440s, ask Schiller
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no chicks for you, switch skiing works a lot and also switch on to rails because skiers cant grind, only snowboarders can. the ladies always comment on my pink poles too
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i do multiple spread eagles in the direction of the nearest babe
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blindside, backside switch ups are when you do a switch up and at 90 your back is to the end of the rail, cause you cant see the rail you are blind to the end of it...blindside. example : 90[left side] on to right foot forward, then switch up[left side] there is a blindside sw up.
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dear god why doesnt he just leave?
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yeah i recently converted my gf, and she bought some twins. but on her first night skiing, when she was skiing switch parallel, i popped a boner.
but if i do anything switch she gets turned on. or im an instructor and if i talk to little kids she gets turned on too.
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i liek to rail them.. haha
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OH MY GOD. :|
I ACTUALLY KNOW THIS KIDS MOM........what you just said...............you beastality fucking freak......
this kids mom is soooooo fucking ugly and looks fucking anorexic to point beyound disgust, but thats just because she's like 68 and smells like some form of really raw dead animal stench...
oh wait this discription KINDA REMINDS ME OF YOU!
accept for the age part.
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staring at girls doesnt count as action/titties/pussy/any form of connection with girls.
honestly who are you trying to convince you can get with girls?
us of yourself?
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