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Trick that gets the chicks
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on my many days of sking and snowboarding i have realized that there is one trick that ALWAYS gets the ladies. approach the jump with modertate speed. Do a spread Eagle and tweak it to the hottest girl in the vacinity. If you do it just right and pull your legs up sheell be all over you. If you dont believe me you can ask my cousin Rey Rey.
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girls love it when you nosepress their box
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acualy i've found that nomader what you can do on a jump or rail girls dont care. i'll be skiing and i'll do the coolest thing i can. and yeah you never hear about it
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how many threads have you started today?
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haha spread eagles....
actually, any guy that can do a rodeo... thats hot. For some reason... unknown
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i agree most girls would not give 2 shits if u landed somethin insane
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if your cousins name is truly rey rey then i will bash his face in with a fire poker
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its true...except for pro hoes
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girls think backflips make you a pro skier. I'll do a back on a 20 foot jump, and they think it's 10 times cooler than a guy doing a cork 7 on a 50 footer haha.
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uh... i pretty much think that any guy on twins that's reasonably attractive has a pretty good shot... that, or being able to do stylie backside switch ups... ahhhh i love backside switch ups...
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im not even going to touch that ...
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oh ryan, you and your tomfoolery...
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wen i see a girl i like, i just show em how good i em at skiing backwards. i love skiing backwards!
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jump, put your pole btw your legs and make a humping motion. badassss
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the fact that you said doing spread eagles gets chicks, just ask my couzin kinda freaks me out
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i love doing that on a groomer and just staring at the hot chicks, and watch their jaws drop and be like hes going backwards! no only if i could make their pants drop!
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for me its all about the cossaks...sooo hott. or 270 on 270 off. and swich riding in general is hot.
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i usually do the hip and pelvis gyrations technique.
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fuck that...i just ski up to the bitch and grab her boobies...they love it
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most girls boobies weigh more then you
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at least i get tittie TIMMI
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the micheal jackson gets everyones attention
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hey body massage! hows this for ya i gave yo mom a massage last night....PUSSY MASSAGE THAT IS BWAHAHAHA
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baaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. Rey Rey. sounds like either a 5 year old or a grub ball.
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more hardcore then really big jumps?
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twister twister to double daffy cosack
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the other day my friend and i were in the park and this snowboarder was laughing and having a good time trying new stuff and progressing, seemed like a nice personality and all,that to me is really hot
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if the girl is just your friend, she would be impressed by tricks, but it wont get her to like you just because you can do a 9 or a backflip
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^^^ Oooo, my bad! lol-im on a chicks profile! HAHAHAHA
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i havnt heard brownie points for like 2 years. glad i heard it agian, its a good way to keep trck of things
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from my experiences, just doing something switch does it, they are usually so boggled by the fact that you went off a jump backwards that they will be under your influence for all of eternity (only works for girls who are fairly new to skiing)
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yea, I was skiing with a buddy a couple of weeks ago and he rode switch down a long steep, and down at the bottom there were a bunch of chics (the ones you know only ski tops twice a year) and they were all like: OMG!!!!! I love watching people ride backwards, it's so cool AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
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i just put fly paper allover my body and into a crowd of them, and pick off all the bad ones, and keep the good ones, so i can take them home and put them in my glass case
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exactly, it works so well
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yeah pretty much switch skiing is the hottest thing ever...
what i like even more though is when the guy is trying to impress you and you end up being better than them, i laugh when that happens. they get an A for effort on that one.
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anything thats steezy. usually someting corked or something
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whats a backside switch up?
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