Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post.
Register to become a member today!
Where do babies come from?
Posts: 5198
-
Karma: 22
And don't tell me fuckin' storks, 'cause I just don't believe that shit!
- - - - -
The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Posts: 9566
-
Karma: 129
the penis goes in the vagina
_________________________________________________________________
founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.
proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Posts: 2313
-
Karma: 56
that person is right...
keep on keepin' on - Joe Dirt
Posts: 2097
-
Karma: 11
but jay dude, it seriously is storks! DOn't listen to skeepimp, since when do people listen to him anyways? Storks man, it's all about the sortks!
This post was brought to you by me, Jeff Meeker.
____________________________________________________________
Dave Likes Kittens.
Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!
::Viva La Ressistance::
Posts: 2390
-
Karma: 13
quoting eric cartman's mother, 'The man sticks his hoo-hoo-dilly in the woman's cha-cha.'
Posts: 2517
-
Karma: 297
i thought the penis went into the ass
*****************
Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
Posts: 602
-
Karma: 11
Well Jay, when a mummy and daddy love each other very much.....
..:Make the world your priority:..
Posts: 1228
-
Karma: 332
maybe you were from a testtube
Posts: 9201
-
Karma: 134
dick into vagina, out plops a baby 9 months later, but it could be storks
Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
----------------------------------------
As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'
-Famous Person
Posts: 5267
-
Karma: 15
well sue johanson said its from having penis in vagina sex.
Taste Death. Live Life.
Posts: 9984
-
Karma: 19
no no, uve all got it wrong its the ear
-----------------
Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army
::Viva la Resistance!::
Posts: 1235
-
Karma: 11
'when one pandabear sticks its ear in another pandabears ass'
Moe.
-
Pimps don't pay taxes.
Posts: 5724
-
Karma: 372
...and that makes me a saddddd panda...
'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
Posts: 9984
-
Karma: 19
(to the beat of the song) sexual harrassment pan-da
-----------------
Alex
Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army
::Viva la Resistance!::
Posts: 998
-
Karma: 12
perhaps jay is the product of cyber sex.
-Dan
________________________________
Representin' in the 3-1-5
Please ignore my ridiculous typing errors, i boke my arm doing a 180 mute over 40ft table and now i cant type.
Posts: 2097
-
Karma: 11
aaahahahahahahahaha, cyber sex! hahaha, mint!
but seriuosly, jay, it is the storks.
This post was brought to you by me, Jeff Meeker.
____________________________________________________________
Dave Likes Kittens.
Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!
::Viva La Ressistance::
Posts: 13943
-
Karma: 83
Jay, now sit down lad, when a man really really loves a woman and they love each other very much...
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
Posts: 5007
-
Karma: 14
... it different frim with you and Tim that instead of him putting his winkee in your barking spider, the man puts his winkee in the girl's VAGINA. Its all about the vagina.
But, storks have vaginas too so ya never know about your dad.
----------------------------------------
join The Next Big Movement today!
brought to you by the find folks at the PPPP
Posts: 5198
-
Karma: 22
What's this love bullshit you all speak of. I could never love a stork.
- - - - -
The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Posts: 13943
-
Karma: 83
I bet you could love boobies though!
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
Posts: 9201
-
Karma: 134
i bet he couldnt, i know i do
Proud Member of the Hobum Posse
----------------------------------------
As a famous person once said 'I like to ski'
-Famous Person
Posts: 1329
-
Karma: 11
me too!!!!
i dont know so much
Posts: 2097
-
Karma: 11
Jay, don't listen to all these terrorists! IT's THE MOTHERFUCKIN STORKS!
This post was brought to you by me, Jeff Meeker.
____________________________________________________________
Dave Likes Kittens.
Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!
::Viva La Ressistance::
All times are Eastern (-5)
