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Jack bauer is the new chuck norris~!
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holy shit , jack bauer just made my night, what a fucking g
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Jack bauer is a homo, and im going to kick him in the nuts.
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haha, i fully have to agree
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holy shit bhill, your back...what a surprise.
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yeah but he'll just stab you in the neck with some surgical scissors after his ribs are broken
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agree with A-D-A-M that is
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chuck norris roundhouse kicks jack bauers ass
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jack bauer drives a ford explorer over chuck norris left earlob, yeah i said it
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Jack Bauer is actually the sole owner of heaven. He is God.
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jack bauer can't roundhouse kick anyone in the face, therefore he is a homo.
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Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
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Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
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yeah well i heard while he was interrogating this chick after he raped her and gave her the morning after pill , he totally beat her till she remembered.
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what would happen if Chuck Norris and Steven Segal and Rambo all went at it?
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he could kill that foo wit his gat
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Jack bauer is the mothafucking man i love that show
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jack bauer isent his real name though
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Jack Bauer doesn't roundhouse kick to the face because he stabs fools in the neck with medical supplies.
When Jack Bauer was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Jack received an "A+" for writing only the words "Jack Bauer" and promptly turning in the paper.
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im watchin that shit in 2 minutes.
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jack bauer will poop on chuck norris' face.
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that's like saying coheed & cambria is the new zepplin, it's deploably wrong.
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seriously Jack Bauer is soooo much more fucking badass than chuck norris...
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Jack Bauer has his own promodel skis, thyere just machetes.
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Jack Bauer doesn't take a car to work, he steals a helicopter and flies.
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Jack Bauer once used a Total Gym as toilet paper. Since then, sales have quadrupled.
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Jack bauer has an underground pool, its filled with his enemies blood.
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hahahah that was pretty sweet
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such a great episode last night. oh and yeah Bauer is the man.
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he can put a sharp thing in ur neck and kill u.....so there
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Jack Bauer is a character to a show that used to be good until every single show is about terrorism, and Chuck Norris is... his first name is Chuck for christ sake, of course he is better
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bhill if chuck norris were to read this you would get one of the most epic roundhouse kicks to the face ever.
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but jack bauer has no beard.
however, jack bauer once lost his keys, he spent the next 30 min torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
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If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life
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BHILL IS THE NEW FAT ALBERT
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^hahahaha ohhhhhhhhhhhhh diss!
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ya same chuck would kick ass
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why are you so gay, you don't fucking know me, you have never seen me in life, nor have you ever talked to me.
who fucking cares
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Chuck Norris> Jack Bauer
Chuck Norris has tears that have healign powers....too bad he has never cried though.
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nobodys the new chuck norris except for chuck norris
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chuck would beet the shit out of jack
go team norris
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Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
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Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
Jack Bauer uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Jack Bauer doesn't associate with anything that is #2.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
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Jack Bauer uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Jack Bauer doesn't associate with anything that is #2.
hahahha
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Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
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dinosaurs once looked at Chuck Norris wrong
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Chuck Norris doesnt read books...he stares them down till they give him the information.
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