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Drive-Thru ATM machine procedures
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MALE PROCEDURE
* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.
* 2 Put down your car window.
* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
* 6 Put window up
* 7 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE
* 1 Drive up to cash machine
* 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
* 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down
* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
* 5 Turn the radio down
* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine
* 7 Attempt to insert card into machine
* 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
* 9 Insert card
* 10 Re-insert card the right way up
* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside of the back page
* 12 Enter PIN.
* 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
* 14 Enter amount of cash required
* 15 Check make up in rear view mirror
* 16 Retrieve cash and receipt
* 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside
* 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook
* 19 Re-check make-up again
* 20 Drive forward 2 feet
* 21 Reverse back to cash machine
* 22 Retrieve card
* 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
* 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irritate male drivers queuing behind.
* 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off
* 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
* 27 Release Parking Break
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the girls are gonna hate me more now
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why dont women drive?
They haven't built any roads from the kitchen to the bedroom yet.
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ok #25 happens sometimes!!!! but for the most part I have mastered drive thrus and driving the stick. its all about not putting the car in park and just balancing the clutch
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haha women are as bad as asians at driving
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that sounds exactly like what my mom does
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they cant hate on the truth
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ya, I'm sure you know how to drive the stick REAL well.
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hahaha genious. is this your work lat? or is it stolen
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hahaha. Girls suck at driving. A girl I know stopped for a red light in the middle of the intersection but instead of just running the light and getting out of the intersection she put the car in reverse and hit the lady behind her, it was hilarious.
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Joke: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car?
She's a woman!
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haha lateralis i laughed my ass off reading that. aaaaaaahaha
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Dude, I had that same problem tonight, an ATM should take someone a minute at max, not 3 or 4. It's easy, my 8 year old brother could figure it out.
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hahahahaha wow thanks for that. gave me a good laugh
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hahahaha i just went through a atm with a girl tonight...she did almost exactly what she's supposed to do.
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