Bet You Get a Rise Outts This.....

>It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.
>
>Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
>The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications
>from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
>
>Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
>turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
>the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Capt'n
>Crunch.
>
>The graveside was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the
eulogy
>and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was
>kneaded.
>
>Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
>turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his
>dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he
still,
>as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
>
>Doughboy is survived by his wife, PlayDough; two children, John and Jane
>Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
>father, Pop Tart.
>
>The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
>
>I'll bet you got a rise out of that one.

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