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COOL LITTLE RYME SONGS/POEMS
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ok some of my friends and i do this thing is just making fun of someone or something,its like those AND 1 things... ok i'll start it off, you read em with a pause after each line
they call them girls
they live in the kitchen
so make me a sandwich
and quit your bitchen
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i wrote a poem. in like grade 8 or 9, and my freind sent it to me, and i dont remember writting it. lemme get it. its weird
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when I was just a tiny lad
I made my father very mad
I lit a fire upon our house,
gas is what I used to douse
I pushed my dog into the wall
he hit and he began to fall
and as he hit the ground he said
you pushed and now I am dead
I threw my dad out of a window
and now my mother is a widow
I beat a cop with a bat
in a puddle I threw his hat
now I have no house, dog, or dad
my mother is now very mad
she got so angry she pulled a knife
you dumb kid ill end your life!
haha. im pretty well retarded
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hahahah timmi, I read back on my grade 1 journals. My teacher probabaly thought I recieved regular beatings, or was possesed.
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that was fucked up timmi, hahha
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Thats so good! great work hahhhah
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You and Dr. Suess should battle to the death.
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holy fuck thats hilarious...if we did that shit we would get sent to guidance immeadiatly
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haha. i would too... actually, i think i am well enough known around my school for people to know im just an idiot
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the dane cook car alarm song
heeellllooooooo,
I'm a caaaarrrrrrrr...
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papa been smooth since days of underoos
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haha. im actually listening to him right now. i have 2 hours of it!
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