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Broken collarbone, quick fixes?
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i broke it today, anyone know some crazy remedys for it to heal faster?
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haha no man. did mine last year. just make sure you where that sick looking brace they give you so that the bones heal right. i went skiing again about a month later, backslapped a landing on a small 3 and re-broke it. so you just gotta be careful, but if you don't fuck with it early on, you should be back in the game in about a month.
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go talk to gandolf, he knows some cool spells that will heal her up just right.
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Nah man, sorry though. If it was a straight through break you'll be out for awhile.
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mine sticks out since i broke it 2 years ago but its a turn on to a lot of girls
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super glue does wonderings, just get a large syringe and inject to the broken bone and use a couple of c-clamps it hold your bone together, trust me, it works.
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yea i broke mine a while back thaint nothin u can do
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my friend just broke his last weekend they told him 4-6 weeks
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i had a clean break a few years ago...it felt fine after a few weeks but i couldnt play baseball all season which sucked cause of hte risk of falling on it while it was weak
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my bro broke his today. the docs said 4-6 weeks. anyways.. i dont think theres a whole lot you can to do make broken bones heal faster.
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yeah you just need to give it time
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time heals all
if your having trouble sleeping what i did with my broken collarbone is slept in a lazy boy chair, just giving you some info oh and wear the sling
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i broke mine thursday..FUCK. not a clean break either.. i have a piece of bone floating around and a gap. FUCK..
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brothers g/f broke hers on saturday night then she called me up and i made fun of my brother and she was crying and laughing... shes out for 6 weeks im gonna tell her to super glue it and see what she says and of course... as someone else said ducktape fixes everything. my brother went dirtbiking 4 weeks after he broke his just dont do anything stupid.. the only thing you can do is ride normal down the hill no park or anything which isnt that fun but you cant just sit at home and do nothing
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band aid u should b skiing tomarrow
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I've like dislogged mine, never going go back into place. Oh well, there's nothing really you can do to make it feel faster, lots of mile, and protein shakes, no caffine! none at all, no pop, no coffee, slows down calcifaction, it won't mend faster and stronger.
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THIS IS AN ACTUL REPLY:
Find a homeopathic remidy place, they usually sell vitimans and shit like that. Tell the person benind the counter what your situation is and ask for this stuff called Bone Knit, or something of that nature. It will help your healing time by up to 2 weeks.
As someone who has broken 14 bones in their life believe me when i say i swear by the stuff. I would go back in to visit with my doctors and they would be SHOCKED at my progress. Heal quick and get back out on the slopes man
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duct tape and popsicle sticks
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My friend just did that , he got this sweet brace that looks like a jet pack, if only it worked!
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