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THE GREATEST DAY EVER!

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t3shellvenom
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today everything was perfect at canada olympic park, a park rats dream hill. there are these two big tables that are always amazingly groomed, not today! today they were horendously amazingly groomed. the superpipe was amazing other than the fact that it was slightly oververt. i also progressed so much i would never have believed. i learned how to do nose butter 3's in 3 runs, i think that may be a new record. i learned 270's and 450's off of rails, a new up rail to be exact. i finally faced my fear of huge jumps since my injury and hit the biggest tabletop at the hill, this my friends, was a day of progression! hw is your day going?
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t3shellvenom
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i sorta figured that out, and i wouldnt waste my time touching that shit
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eheath
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Yeah dude, you got it im 5 years old, you are just smart aren't you?
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
apparently you know what sarcasm is, would you like to lwt us see any more of your talents, such as being a smart ass. im pretty sure your capable of that!
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delete2
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Allright so i ski at cop like twice a week and i havtn even hit this "20ft up rail to 15ft drop" because it looks to shity, so i dont waste my time. The rail is probley abuot 7 or 8 feet long with a 2 or 3 foot drop off the end. If I have time i can even take pictures and post them here to prove how stupid sketchline is. Chad man.. just stop talking smack man, your fat and small and arnt going to kick anyones ass. Also, i have seen you skiing at cop at least 6 times, yet i have never seen you slide a rail or air a jump. The only thing ive seen you do is follow other kids around who dont want to hang out with you. Now i could be wrong, but i doubt you have do 450's out and nose butters... but by all means post the video and make me look like a jackass. goodday
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sampsihoyos
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i like how possitive t3shellvenom is
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Aenigma
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Positive....or clueless?
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RWalker
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sounds like a fucking sweet day man
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eLevate
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wooo.
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
SKETCHLINE IS A SMELLY FAT KID HAHAHAH
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
trust me, it was. and im not taking any of these brainfarts who say im lying seriously because i dont lie about my skills, ever. i did in my profile but that isnt lying, thats being retarded because i know that everyone lies in their profiles. ive read some corny ones like jpauclair's...crazy tricks like 360's, who can do those??? they are not possible. i can do 270 off of some rails, nose butters on rollers and im learning flat ground nose butters. i can do certain rails now that i had never tried before because, well, im a pussy usually. i can do 360 off of one box and then i spin the rest to 450 on the ground kinda. so, no, i cant really do what you would consider a "450" off a rail. good day!
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
hahahaha, im kinda fat but not smelly, and bailer, you are about 9 feet tall and skinny with ugly boots and i would never wanna be like you cuz instead of spinning the tables you straight air them, if i were to actually hit em id do a 180 or something, straight airs are gay, spread eagles on the other hand, STEEZE
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delete2
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dude, im 6'3.. maybe i just look 9 feet tall from down there, i would rather be tall and skinny then short and fat, watch your back kid, your not guna like what happens next

my boots are ugly? is that the best you can come up with... dude you have FIREFLY pants! im not sure but i think thats a sportcheck brand, wait maybe zellers

i stright air the tables that you are to scared to even air.. wow im a fag... and by the way i did a 3 off of the last one

im not trying to pull this bullshit internet threat game but seriously stop the shit talk or ill cut off your head and post the video for all of ns to see
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
dude like 4 different people that have responded to this thread that have seen you ride say they have never seen you hit a jump or rail this whole season so dont start shit talking people that are straight airing jumps that are bigger than you have ever hit. you are such a fucking idiot. nobody believes any of the shit you say so why even bother wasting your time on this site? just fucking leave and do us all a favor and dont come back. ill even be polite and say please
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BigJew
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The only thing I've seen him do is 1/2 the little rainbow in the park and straight air the very little tables at the top. I can understand why everyone hates him.
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eheath
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Dude, shut up, you suck at making fun of people.
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D-40
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pussyfooter if we tried to look for all the stupid shit that sketchline has wrote for about ten minutes, how many quotes do you think we would find? i think it would be pretty much endless
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Aenigma
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That'd be sweet, but I think I'd rather see a compilation of Lateralis quotes.
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delete2
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BAM, one good one
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Aenigma
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mmmm....gold.
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delete2
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GOLD
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eheath
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haha classic "reserble"
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eheath
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haahah
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Aenigma
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Here's another incoherant jumble, complete with "reserbled."
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eheath
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HAHAH wow once again classic
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eheath
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what friends?
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eheath
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hahaha
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eheath
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Hahah yes sketchline, cry!
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Aenigma
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Damn, I screwed up on that last one, but it was a sweet quote nonetheless.
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eheath
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not only did he us "'" wrong, hes just talking stupid shit
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dirty_dreb
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FUCKING put into place. Best burn to date
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D-40
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i think sketchline cries a lot. he cried the first time he listened to dance with the devil
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skiierman
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Bahahaha, I'm sorry but that line of highlighting what he said and making those into quotes was possibly one of the funniest things I've read.
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stevoid
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just by the way, i'm pretty sure this kid is full of shit on all these tricks he says he leanred. cuz he really sucks. i know him. sort of. sadly. go home chad. go home and stop bothering everyone else with your fake acheivements.
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