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THE GREATEST DAY EVER!

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t3shellvenom
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today everything was perfect at canada olympic park, a park rats dream hill. there are these two big tables that are always amazingly groomed, not today! today they were horendously amazingly groomed. the superpipe was amazing other than the fact that it was slightly oververt. i also progressed so much i would never have believed. i learned how to do nose butter 3's in 3 runs, i think that may be a new record. i learned 270's and 450's off of rails, a new up rail to be exact. i finally faced my fear of huge jumps since my injury and hit the biggest tabletop at the hill, this my friends, was a day of progression! hw is your day going?
Jan 14 2006 9:42PM
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dirty_dreb
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HAH A HAHA AH HA HAHA AH AH

this kid is SO full of shit! its like a maybe 8 foot up rail with a 4-5 foot drop off it.
Jan 15 2006 12:11AM
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mad_540_trix
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my best was 110cms. it was sick. got first tracks on 5 different runs.
Jan 15 2006 12:37AM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
yeah, i already corrected myself
Jan 15 2006 12:38AM
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t3shellvenom
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yeah, your smart and i should listen to you because you have a pot leaf as a fuckin picture, are you dumb...well, you smoke pot so we know you are but seriously...are you?
Jan 15 2006 12:39AM
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eheath
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Yeah dude, because i smoke weed automaticly means i'm stupid. Can i then safly assume you are an ass ramming douche bag by seeing the yoshi icon you have? Do i have to remind you that you called yourself metaly retarded to boost your repuatation up? Now seriously, tell me im stupid, just tell me. Now shut the hell up.
Jan 15 2006 12:42AM
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t3shellvenom
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YOU ARE STUPID! i said it, what you gonna do?
Jan 15 2006 12:44AM
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eheath
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I will reply by saying you are perhaps the most worthless pile of shit i have ever seen in my life. You really should get you priorities straight, get off NS, then proceed by puting a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
Jan 15 2006 12:46AM
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t3shellvenom
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first of all, youve never seen me and you probably never will. second of all i actually have talents meaning i have something to live for...you in the other hand, have jack shit so im thinking maybe you need to go find that shotgun and handle your business
Jan 15 2006 12:48AM
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eLevate
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dude, i was staying out of this, but you just called everybody that tokes retarded.
this is exactly the republican, ass backwards view that fucking pisses me off. what the fuck is wrong with smoking pot? there are no affects that reduce your fucking intelligence. shut the fuck up. dont hate on other peoples decisions and judge them because of smoking. you obviously have never tried it, so until you do, fuck off.
Jan 15 2006 12:49AM
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eheath
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Please, enlighten me with these "talents" you speak of. Dont even think about saying anything to do with skiing, filming, editing, or anything to do with photegraphy/ciemetography
Jan 15 2006 12:50AM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
actually, alot of my friends do it. im not dissing people who smoke weed, im just saying that he is already stupid enough and he doesnt need to be doing something that could possibly stunt your intelligence, no diss intended to you
Jan 15 2006 12:50AM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
youve never seen my filming, youve barely seen my pictures and you need to shut the hell up
Jan 15 2006 12:51AM
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RWalker
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my lift closed because it was too cold and i only got one run in. it sucked ass









AK pride
Jan 15 2006 12:56AM
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eheath
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I think is so funny you keep calling me stupid, yet, you have not proven anything to make me "stupid" or "unintelligent". Now, I could say many things that make you a fucking retard/stupid/dumbfuck:
1. Making a company called "sketchline films" and having riders send you footage so you could edit it together horribly and make them look bad.
2. Making a thread telling people to make fun of you, which proceeded in 10 pages of people hating on you
3. Making 3 some odd threads telling them us to fuck off and you were leaving
4. Making your new name, first thread you make is about icon, you look like complete douche bag from the start, you at least could have tryed to be legit
5. You then denied it every time someone called you sketchline and shit and looked like a complete shit head every time you did
6. You then told everyone you were metally handicaped so that your repuatation would meirly rise so us thinking you are a complete ass to an actual retard
7. Then you contunied to denie you were sketchline, until you finally admitted it after we bitch at you for many weeks.
8. And finally, you contunie to post dumbass shit like this, making people like me hate you even more

Now, please, fuck off.
Jan 15 2006 12:57AM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
notice how i did absolutely all of that last year on my old sketchline account and i havent done anything bad or stupid on this account, you have probably matched me with all the "faggot" and "sketchlines fucked" messages so far, please...continue...
Jan 15 2006 12:59AM
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t3shellvenom
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ive also noticed how youve completely sent this thread in a direction i didnt want it to go because i was trying to show everyone my stoke factor as i am still happy and stoked on my amazing day!
Jan 15 2006 1:01AM
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eheath
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Sketchline, there is no need, i am done wasting my time proving to you how stupid you are, and how fucking dumb you act. Now please, do NS a favor, and if you post (you might as well just stop) make it legit, and make it worthwhile, not some gay post about what tricks you can do.
Jan 15 2006 1:01AM
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t3shellvenom
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you know what, stop wasting my time. go to sleep cuz i know its well past your bedtime and fuck off. now as i was saying, TODAY FUCKING OWNED! any other stories about your day?
Jan 15 2006 1:04AM
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eheath
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haha, yes its past my bedtime, and did it own? did it buddy, did it own? well congrats on being a horrible skier.
Jan 15 2006 1:05AM
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t3shellvenom
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ive given up any hope as to you being mentally sane
Jan 15 2006 1:08AM
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eheath
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Dude you are so witty, i mean, mentally sane? Yeah dude Im InSaNe!1!!!1 lolz!!!
Jan 15 2006 1:09AM
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eLevate
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this thread should be a fucking sticky. this shit is hilarious.
Jan 15 2006 1:10AM
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t3shellvenom
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im starting to see why your mom slapped the shit outta the doctor who delivered you, and why the doctor slapped her back for having such a retarded baby. while were at talking like babies, OH BURN!!!YEAH, I BURNED YOU, BURN BURN BURN, YEAH, BURN
Jan 15 2006 1:11AM
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eheath
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Omg dude, you are so good!!! Ive never heard that joke before, you are just so witty, aren't you? You just came up with that all by yourself didn't you? Didn't you? Wow it amazes me how orginal you are and how witty you can be!! lolz!!! u r so fny!!1!!11
Jan 15 2006 1:15AM
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t3shellvenom
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notcie how i added to it??? just read...wait, you cant read can you, you have to get your mom in the room to help you understand my insults or puns don cha?
Jan 15 2006 1:16AM
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eheath
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Dude, shut up.
Jan 15 2006 1:28AM
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t3shellvenom
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you want me to shut up and then you just go and say something else. is that any way to shut someone up or do you secretely plan on trying to seduce me verbally over the net? you just keep calling e back so im thinking you are up to something
Jan 15 2006 1:30AM
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eheath
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Yes, i am trying to seduce you, you really hit the nail on the head.
Jan 15 2006 1:34AM
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eLevate
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if he did, i dont think it would be too secret. the war rages on eh?
Jan 15 2006 1:35AM
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wdbo.
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i got up to the hill at 2, skied the same run over and over, just hitting catwalks and stuff, because there is nothing else to do, we got no snow, so i cant hit the steeps, not a single rail, not a single table either, iv been trying to do nose butter threes and can get decent ones with my seth v's
so i switched skis with a freind and i could do them well with fujatives
Jan 15 2006 1:39AM
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t3shellvenom
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well, as long as this retard keeps writing shit, yes...shit, in my thread the war will wage on. speaking of shit, have u seen pics of this kids mom? they are fucking hilarious!
Jan 15 2006 1:40AM
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t3shellvenom
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have u noticed how on nose butters you do the first 200 degrees and it sorta spins the rest for you?
Jan 15 2006 1:41AM
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wdbo.
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i dunno i just try
Jan 15 2006 1:42AM
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eheath
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Your orginality blows my mind.
Jan 15 2006 1:43AM
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eLevate
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try em switch. so much more fun. switch tailbutter 3s. hard as hell, but so satisfying
Jan 15 2006 1:43AM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
im a fan of my nosebutters, i like how travis heed does them super slow and shit and spins the entire thing on his very nose. i do them sorta like 270s to sliding the rest out...i cant really tell how they look, i have to see a vid of myself doing them
Jan 15 2006 1:45AM
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ginNjuice
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ecthree speaking here (i'm too lazy to log onto my own shit, and drank): to you, kid, who called ginnjuice a faggot, regardless of how many posts he has, the heel is not the hardest bone in the body... i know you were just trying to help, but you should help yourself to a science book because you are talking like a fucking retard.. and come on kids, in the hospital for 2 months? maybe if you had heel CANCER. it is extremely unlikely that you would spend more than a day in the hospital for a broken bone... i separated my leg from my pelvis 40 days ago, and i was only in the h-pital for 6 hours... and sychoskier, no one cares about you.
Jan 15 2006 1:45AM
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eLevate
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thats just what i was informed by an ER qualified doctor, i assumed he was correct. and i assumed that you were an alias, (i somehow assume most low post count people with recent join dates are)and unleashed the wrath of god.
Jan 15 2006 1:48AM
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wdbo.
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i think switch tailbutters are way easier
Jan 15 2006 1:49AM
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eLevate
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really? its easier for me to tailbutter 180 switch, but after that it gets so much harder.
Jan 15 2006 1:50AM
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t3shellvenom
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i think you need research. i broke my heel, got sent to the hospital by ambulance because of so much pain. they gave me a room immediately then sent me home. they sent me back a day later (still on drugs) to say my heel has started heeling and they have to rebuild it immediately or i will have a flat foot forever and have major trouble walking. i had to have surgery after a 2 days in the hospital. i was in extreme pain so they gave me a morphine pump and shit. i had three pins sticking outta my heel for 5 months and stitches going down my foot. 2 months i was in the hospital in agony trying to learn how to walk on crutches again and shit. you have no fucking idea what you are talking about and thinking about the horror ive went through in those months makes me wanna cry, yeah..you may call me a pussy but it was that intense. i remember when i went back to school on crutches i wasnt in a cast cuz of the pins in my heel and a kid was stupid and pushed me off my crutches and i stepped on the pins. i was sent to the hospital for another week of x rays and surgery with the pins and i could have lost my foot if it would have gotten infected. you need to research before you say this fucking bullshit you faggot, seriously. research before you bring up your stupid visions because i have been in this first hand so id know
Jan 15 2006 1:51AM
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*emma*
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Yeah, hasn't anyone else just had a comepletely awesome day adn want to tell EVERYONE about it. I know i have

Congrats!! That's really awesome
Jan 15 2006 1:53AM
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eLevate
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who the fuck pushes somebody with pins in their heel? id beat his ass, then lock him up SAW style, in that razorwire shit.
Jan 15 2006 1:53AM
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ginNjuice
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ecthree here again: if you had any friends, no one would push you over at school.. but i guess you don't... (looking at the harsh shit people say about you on this site)... you should do some research son, because after a whole eight seconds of checking out search results for "hardest bone" i found out that the jaw bone is the hardest bone,

Did you know ?
Your jawbone is the hardest bone in your body.

so as far as i'm concerned, you can insert your soft-ass heels in my ass.

as for the fact that you have heel cancer, i'm saddened and so very 'sorry'.

i've said it before, and i'll say it again, help yourself to a grade 8 science book because you are talking like the silly goose that you are...

if you have any spare time, please stop by and suck my cock, i'm at #3 2221 gondola way, whistler. and my phone number is riddled throughout this rich children's site.. thanks for being a great sport.
Jan 15 2006 2:05AM
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eheath
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Ok, you are a pussy.
Jan 15 2006 2:05AM
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wdbo.
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my penis is the hardest bone in my body
Jan 15 2006 2:24AM
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eLevate
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i was waiting for that.
Jan 15 2006 2:31AM
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Sir.Pete
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now that ive read all this i hate you becuase your a fuckin tard. FUCK YOU
Jan 15 2006 2:32AM
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WONTON
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yea well im so hardcore that i just singlefingerdly flicked every single one of my teeth out of my motherhucking mouf!!!
Jan 15 2006 2:32AM
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shea.
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best reply ever!!!
Jan 15 2006 2:34AM
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