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faux_real
Posts: 984 - Karma: 250
the name's faux real
I just broke the seal
on my newschoolers account
now y'all know the deal

i wear pink and teal
& watch abby mcbeal
I don't shoplift or steal
or take part in no drug deal

i pump pigs 'til they squeal
and eat pussy like veal
and have placenta with each meal
I'm faux real
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Jan 14 2006 8:53PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
newschoolers.com. where noone gives a shit who you are, and how many raps you have
Jan 14 2006 8:57PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
good job stealing someone elses rhymes.
Jan 14 2006 9:00PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
faux real is a pretty good name...I like it
Jan 14 2006 9:08PM
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linechronicskier
Posts: 170 - Karma: 10
amature.... try and throw the rhymes around a bit and add a bit more to each line. it sounds better if u say more faster, and if they dont always rhyme. try to throw in words that dont rhyme but sound the same in the middle everynow and then like worth....hurt ittle sounds better
Jan 14 2006 10:41PM
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MarTi
Posts: 94 - Karma: 10
faux_real.






you're an idiot.
Jan 14 2006 10:50PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
my thoughts exactly, sounds like a band name... like, super electronica band name... no no, gangsta rap group. what am i thinking?
Jan 14 2006 10:52PM
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johnwiechecki
Posts: 1153 - Karma: 345
"eat pussy like veal" hahahaha that's amazing, nice work
Jan 14 2006 10:57PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
Hello sir.

I don't wear pink but I do wear teal on occasion.
Jan 14 2006 11:27PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 428
You should take freestyling tips from Lil' G, he's my hero.
Jan 14 2006 11:29PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
I think you should keep it faux_real and keep writing your own rhymes. Word.
Jan 14 2006 11:30PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
man...if only lil_g were here to serve this fool
Jan 14 2006 11:39PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
Pirates your 1000 is next...just a warning!

And faux_real is already cooled than lil_g.
Jan 14 2006 11:43PM
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